The best Quotes by Robert Burns

Freedom and whisky gang thegither!

Suspense is worse than disappointment.

His locked, lettered, braw brass collar, Shewed him the gentleman and scholar.

Affliction's sons are brothers in distress; A brother to relieve, how exquisite the bliss!

Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn!

There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing.

Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.

Look, for the last time: We have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call "whiskey" which, by the way, is spelled without an "e" and is nothing compared to a Single Malt Scotch and you can go fk yourself.

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

So much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

Lenny Feder: "Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?"
Dr. Larry: "There is. It's called Jack Daniels."

I got some scotch. Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.

Mel: "Any chance of getting a cosmo?"
Jack: "Nope. Not unless you brought your own Cointreau."
Mel: "I did not. So, mixed drinks are not...-"
Jack: "Not our thing. But I have all the boys: Johnnie, Jack, and Jim."

Whisky's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't.

Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.

Whiskey is liquid sunshine.

Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!

Bean: "Wow, that's the best soup I ever had!"
Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

Disappoint someone - whatever. And disappoint the world. But never disappoint yourself!

Experience has taught me that wishful thinking only leads to disappointment.

No expectations, no disappointments.

We all have to live with our disappointments. I have to sleep with mine.

You can't dwell on disappointment. You've got to take the positives and keep looking ahead.

I think making mistakes is as inevitable as receiving disappointments.

If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.

I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I'm voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.

Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that.

It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.

I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.

I don't think you understand how Australians work. Once we get a hold of a good quality meme, we drive it into the ground until we die. We're all still dropping the old "I pulled a Bradbury" and that happened over 20 years ago.

I really appreciate the positivity and I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into your lives. That's what I hoped. I didn't realise that would also open the door to so much hate which has, frankly, been pretty devastating.

Don't be afraid to be different, go out there and represent yourself, you never know where that's gonna take you.