Quotes by Robert Benchley

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.