We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.
Robert BenchleyThe freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Robert BenchleyA boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert BenchleyDrawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert BenchleyThe surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley