The best Quotes from Riverdale

The best Quotes from Riverdale

We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.
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Gamechanger. Archie got hot. He’s got abs now. Six more reasons for you to grab that ginger bull by the horn tonight.
Jughead Jones: "He'll be here tonight as the sun has its last shadow upon the earth and the crescent moon is risen upon the Eastern ridge."
Betty Cooper: "So... like 9 o'clock?"
In case you haven't noticed... I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in.
Jughead Jones - Season 1 Episode 10
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What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.
Jughead Jones - Season 1 Episode 2
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Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.

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We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.
Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."
Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"
I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.
Let's krunk out with our junk out!
Leighton Murray: "Are you just now getting home? Wait, is this a walk of shame?"
Kimberly Finkle: "I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook?"
I'm the LeBron James of being attracted to women.
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Kimberly: "Max and I are waiting. Not for any weird reason. He's just not ready."
Whitney: "He's not ready?"
Kimberly: "What's wrong with that?"
Leighton: "Boys are born ready, so something's up."
Kimberly: "If you're saying that because you like Nico, you should definitely go for it."
Whitney: "Nah, that's all right. I like men, not boys."
Chloe: "God, you're so much hotter than your profile. It's like a reverse catfish."
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 2
I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love, and it's an expression of your commitment.
Are you ready to black out with your rack out?
Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?
Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out at the anything-but-clothes party. I will be making a mini-dress made out of caution tape and caution - I will be showing some ass meat!
Carol: "Our Kimmy has never touched drugs of alcohol. She doesn't go out much."
Evette: "I believe it."
Bela: "And you don't have to worry about me, Senator Chase. I'm a commited student eager to study the sciences."
Evette: "Okay, that felt forced."

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