Quotes from Riverdale

We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.

Gamechanger. Archie got hot. He’s got abs now. Six more reasons for you to grab that ginger bull by the horn tonight.

Jughead Jones: "He'll be here tonight as the sun has its last shadow upon the earth and the crescent moon is risen upon the Eastern ridge."
Betty Cooper: "So... like 9 o'clock?"

In case you haven't noticed... I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in.

What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.