Quotes by Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner is an American comedian. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rita Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned to stand-up comedy where she has flourished for over three decades.

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

Men & Women, BoobsRita Rudner
 
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

Men, PerfumeRita Rudner
 
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Relationships, MarriageRita Rudner
 
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I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.

Rita Rudner
 
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