Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Men & Women, BoobsRita RudnerI love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Relationships, MarriageRita RudnerI had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.
Rita Rudner