Quotes from Rick and Morty (Page 2)

Here you can find the best Quotes from Rick and Morty, a show that premiered on Adult Swim in 2013. Season 5 started to be released in June 2021.

Rick and Morty belongs to the following category: Cartoons

Quotes from Rick and Morty

You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? You know what those guys do in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip them in cocaine and wipe them all over each other.

Wall StreetRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 2 Episode 2
 
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Jerry: "Well, traditionally, science faires are a father-son thing."
Rick: "Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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You're not gonna believe this because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake!

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Listen, Morty. I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'Love' is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades.

LoveRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 6
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Jerry: "I wish that shotgun was my penis."
Beth: "If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway."

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Sometimes science is more art than science.

ScienceRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 6
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Beth: "Do you want homeless people to have homes?"
Jerry: "Yes."
Beth: "Are you gonna build them?"
Jerry: "No."
Beth: "Then what good was the 'yes'?"

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Jerry: "You don't, by any chance, have some sort of crazy science thing you could wrap up, that might help make this dog a little smarter?"
Rick: "I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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I thought I was the inventor, but the greatest invention of all is the free gift of eternal life.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 6
 
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Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring!

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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You're like Hitler! But even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Jerry: "Why Florida?"
Cat: "Because they don't ask questions. They play Volleyball, they party and they have fun."

FloridaRick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 4
 
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