Quotes from Rick and Morty

Quotes from Rick and Morty

Camping is just being homeless... without the change.

Summer Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 9
 
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Morty: "I don't deserve this. I was just having fun."
Rick: "So was Jeffrey Dahmer."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 8
 
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If I'm always looking back, I'm never looking ahead. We are who we are because of consequences. You can't live without consequences.

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 8
 
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Alien: "I was just reading you."
Rick: "Congratulations on making it into print media. Real bright future there."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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You don't get to tell me what to look at, I've seen your Pornhub account! Also, who makes a Pornhub account?

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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Sorry, got caught up again. God, do I need to take more Adderall or am I taking too much Adderall?

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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Morty: "I don't like how meta this is getting, Rick."
Rick: "Shut up, Morty, you're 14. You watch videos of people on YouTube reacting to fucking YouTube. I'll be the judge of when we get too meta."

YouTubeRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 6
 
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Morty: "Mom told me she wanted me to stay here to make sure you didn't die."
Jerry: "Well, you tell your mother that I'm gonna be fine."
Rick: "Don't train your child to lie, Jerry."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 5
 
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Morty: "I'm dying, Rick!"
Rick: "People who are really dying don't keep bringing it up."
Morty: "Is that true?"
Rick: "I don't know. I'm just usually around people that die faster."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 5
 
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Morty: 'Why don't you admit you don't want anyone else to be happy because you're a sad old fart?'
Rick: 'How do you saddle a fart?'

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 4
 
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Dragon: "My name is Balthromaw. Breaker of skies, slayer of mountain."
Rick: "Rule 1: You're now scooper of your own poops, or I will take you down like the black-light poster you are."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 4
 
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You know who's into dragons, Morty? Nerds who refuse to admit they're Christian.

DragonsRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 4
 
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Rick: "Guests are fans, Morty, which we are not. We'd like professional badges."
"Do you have a crew?"
Rick: "Yes. He's a getaway driver with Asperger's and my butthole is a demolitions expert."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 3
 
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Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a quick solo adventure to go on - and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 2
 
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Oh, boy, so you actually learned something today? What is this, Full House?

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 1
 
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Morty: "You're really this pissed about my mum making sure I'm okay with our adventures?"
Rick: "What's next, Morty? What if I want you to jump off the Empire State Building? I have to ask?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 1
 
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Rick: 'Hey Morty, quick favor.'
Morty: 'What, cover me in gasoline and spiders? Fine, yeah, I'm in.'
Rick: 'Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportunity.'

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 1
 
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Summer: 'It is a hot photo. I think grief flushes her cheeks. Dad, you hardly put any sirup on.'
Beth: 'Honey, stop raising your father's colesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie.'
Summer: 'I never get to do anything.'

Summer Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 1
 
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I know that new situations can be intimidating. You look around, and it's all scary and different. But meeting them head-on, charging right into them like a bull, that's how we grow as people.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 1
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You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 2 Episode 1
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Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

MarriageRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 2 Episode 10
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Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV?

MeaningMorty Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 8
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Morty: 'Rick, can we not leave without my sister?'
Rick: 'Ugh. You have infinite sisters, Morty. Not that I want to spend the rest of my day looking for another one. Sum-Sum, let's go! Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting.'

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 2
 
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Jessica: "I miss you."
Morty: "You miss the old me. You miss someone that loved you so much, you never had to love him back."

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 6
 
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Rick: "If it's all the same, could we still get our stories straight? Because you're a terrible liar."
Jerry: "You called me a master convincer!"
Rick: "You believed me?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 5
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So you're half cold, unfeeling reptile, half also cold, equally unfeeling machine? Wow, so your origin is what? You fell into a vat of redundancy?

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 4
 
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What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: don’t think about it.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty
 
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A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2 and it breaks the front page of Reddit. But I'm Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 9
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Morty, he's not gonna donate. You're pitching the police men's ball to a black teenager here.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 7
 
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To live is to risk it all. Otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.

RiskRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 2
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Rick: 'Fuck you, Summer! And fuck the government. And fuck me for letting my car down, which I will never do again.'
Morty: 'Jeez, Rick. You can't say FU to your grand-daughter!'
Rick: 'I just did, Morty. Here's dessert: Fuck you!'

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 2 Episode 10
 
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You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? You know what those guys do in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip them in cocaine and wipe them all over each other.

Wall StreetRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 2 Episode 2
 
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Jerry: "Well, traditionally, science faires are a father-son thing."
Rick: "Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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You're not gonna believe this because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake!

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Listen, Morty. I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'Love' is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades.

LoveRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 6
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Jerry: 'I wish that shotgun was my penis.'
Beth: 'If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.'

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Sometimes science is more art than science.

ScienceRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Beth: "Do you want homeless people to have homes?"
Jerry: "Yes."
Beth: "Are you gonna build them?"
Jerry: "No."
Beth: "Then what good was the 'yes'?"

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Jerry: 'You don't, by any chance, have some sort of crazy science thing you could wrap up, that might help make this dog a little smarter?'
Rick: 'I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread.'

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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You're like Hitler! But even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Jerry: "Why Florida?"
Cat: "Because they don't ask questions. They play Volleyball, they party and they have fun."

Florida in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 4
 
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