Quotes from Rick and Morty

Here you can find the best Quotes from Rick and Morty, a show that premiered on Adult Swim in 2013. Season 5 started to be released in June 2021.

Rick and Morty belongs to the following category: Cartoons

Quotes from Rick and Morty

Rick: "Wait a minute! Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum-transport-solution?"
Morty: "I saw you were marking the level so I had to top it off."
Rick: "Top it off? Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is? And you added it to my portal fluid?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 9
 
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You don't get to tell anyone what's sad. You're like a one-man Mount Sadmore. So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 8
 
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No voting, no debate. It's not a democracy - it's a Rickpublic!

Summer Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 6
 
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Summer: "I think it's in our best interest to work as a team."
Morty: "Yeah, most people would call that 'family'."

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 4
 
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Morty: "Mom, I have a friend coming over. Is that cool?"
Beth: "I told your sister no parties."
Morty: "It's one friend."
Beth: "That's a party to you."

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 4
 
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Jerry: "Space sperm? Sperm from... space?"
Rick: "Very impressive verbal forensic work, Jerry."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 4
 
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Morty: "You were a teenager when dad got you pregnant!"
Beth: "I was 17. That's at least 26 in boy years."

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 3
 
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Planetina: "Your acid rain is an acid pain... in the butt, Diesel Wiesel!"
Rick: "Yikes! Who's the chick in need of a dialogue pass?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 3
 
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Morty: "Rick, when you say you made an exact replica of the house, did you mean, like, an exact replica?"
Rick: "I know about the Yosemite T-Shirt, Morty."
Morty: "Shit."
Rick: "You know you can use tissues, right?"
Morty: "I can't finish without it!"

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 2
 
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Time without purpose is a prison.

Jessica in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 1
 
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Mr. Nimbus: "Say goodbye to your precious dry land! For soon it will be wet!"
Rick: "Yeah, global warming is already doing that. But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 1
 
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Those called "fools" are the only ones brave enough to see the truth.

Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 1
 
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Morty: "So, time moves faster in there? Is it like a Narnia thing?"
Rick: "I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty. But yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 1
 
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I wouldn't lie to you. Well... that's a lie.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 5
 
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Summer: "Someone out there is trying to kill us."
Rick: "Someone's always trying to kill us."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 5
 
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Morty: "I have English homework."
Rick: "You're still learning English? It's the language you speak. How dumb are you?"

GrammarRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 8
 
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Jerry: "Rick! Beth! You love me after all!"
Rick: "Eh, I love her, she loves you. Those credits don't transfer."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 4
 
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Morty: "What are they mad at you for, anyway?"
Rick: "Well, we're talking about me. It could be anything."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 5
 
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Richard, you have desecrated the sacred treaty betwixt land and sea. Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe - Mr. Nimbus!

Mr. Nimbus in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 1
 
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I had nothing but time. Endless time. At first, it was madness. Then enlightment. Then madness again. But perhaps it was a gift. I could see the life of time. And as I watched the life of time in all its fleeting, terrible light, I wondered, had I lived? Was I just the object in another's story? Was that all I ever was? Could I be more? I had nothing but time and still no answer. Time without purpose is a prison. I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity. Perhaps the mind of God. And found nothing but silence.

Jessica in Rick and Morty, Season 5 Episode 1
 
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Camping is just being homeless... without the change.

CampingSummer Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 9
 
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Morty: "I don't deserve this. I was just having fun."
Rick: "So was Jeffrey Dahmer."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 8
 
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If I'm always looking back, I'm never looking ahead. We are who we are because of consequences. You can't live without consequences.

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 8
 
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Alien: "I was just reading you."
Rick: "Congratulations on making it into print media. Real bright future there."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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You don't get to tell me what to look at, I've seen your Pornhub account! Also, who makes a Pornhub account?

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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Sorry, got caught up again. God, do I need to take more Adderall or am I taking too much Adderall?

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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Morty: "I don't like how meta this is getting, Rick."
Rick: "Shut up, Morty, you're 14. You watch videos of people on YouTube reacting to fing YouTube. I'll be the judge of when we get too meta."

YouTubeRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 6
 
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Morty: "Mom told me she wanted me to stay here to make sure you didn't die."
Jerry: "Well, you tell your mother that I'm gonna be fine."
Rick: "Don't train your child to lie, Jerry."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 5
 
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Morty: "I'm dying, Rick!"
Rick: "People who are really dying don't keep bringing it up."
Morty: "Is that true?"
Rick: "I don't know. I'm just usually around people that die faster."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 5
 
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Morty: "Why don't you admit you don't want anyone else to be happy because you're a sad old fart?"
Rick: "How do you saddle a fart?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 4
 
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Dragon: "My name is Balthromaw. Breaker of skies, slayer of mountain."
Rick: "Rule 1: You're now scooper of your own poops, or I will take you down like the black-light poster you are."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 4
 
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You know who's into dragons, Morty? Nerds who refuse to admit they're Christian.

DragonsRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 4
 
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Rick: "Guests are fans, Morty, which we are not. We'd like professional badges."
"Do you have a crew?"
Rick: "Yes. He's a getaway driver with Asperger's and my butt is a demolitions expert."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 3
 
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Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a quick solo adventure to go on - and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 2
 
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Oh, boy, so you actually learned something today? What is this, Full House?

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 1
 
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Morty: "You're really this pissed about my mum making sure I'm okay with our adventures?"
Rick: "What's next, Morty? What if I want you to jump off the Empire State Building? I have to ask?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 1
 
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Rick: "Hey Morty, quick favor."
Morty: "What, cover me in gasoline and spiders? Fine, yeah, I'm in."
Rick: "Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportunity."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 1
 
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So you're mining stuff to craft with and crafting stuff to mine with? Did your dad write this game?

MinecraftRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 10
 
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Summer: "It is a hot photo. I think grief flushes her cheeks. Dad, you hardly put any sirup on."
Beth: "Honey, stop raising your father's colesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie."
Summer: "I never get to do anything."

Summer Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 1
 
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I know that new situations can be intimidating. You look around, and it's all scary and different. But meeting them head-on, charging right into them like a bull, that's how we grow as people.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 1
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You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 2 Episode 1
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Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

MarriageRick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 2 Episode 10
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Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV?

MeaningMorty Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 1 Episode 8
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Morty: "Rick, can we not leave without my sister?"
Rick: "Ugh. You have infinite sisters, Morty. Not that I want to spend the rest of my day looking for another one. Sum-Sum, let's go! Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 2
 
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Jessica: "I miss you."
Morty: "You miss the old me. You miss someone that loved you so much, you never had to love him back."

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 6
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Rick: "If it's all the same, could we still get our stories straight? Because you're a terrible liar."
Jerry: "You called me a master convincer!"
Rick: "You believed me?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 5
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So you're half cold, unfeeling reptile, half also cold, equally unfeeling machine? Wow, so your origin is what? You fell into a vat of redundancy?

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 4
 
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What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: don’t think about it.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty
 
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A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2 and it breaks the front page of Reddit. But I'm Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 9
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Morty, he's not gonna donate. You're pitching the police men's ball to a black teenager here.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 7
 
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