I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
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I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
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I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.
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I believe that life is hard. That we all are going to walk through things that are hard and challenging, and yet advertising wants us to believe that it's all easy.
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No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.
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5There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.
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That doesn't sleep
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1Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.
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The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.
I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.
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To never be sick can't be healthy.
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!
Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.
This is the end of Wladimir Putin.
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Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.
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Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.
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