Quotes and Sayings about Rhode Island

Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.

Rhode Island is the state where size doesn't matter.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Rhode Island - and that's pretty much the same thing.

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of the infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

Unhappy is he to whom the memories of childhood bring only fear and sadness.

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.

I have seen the dark universe yawning
Where the black planets roll without aim,
Where they roll in their horror unheeded,
Without knowledge, or lustre, or name.

If I am mad, it is mercy! May the gods pity the man who in his callousness can remain sane to the hideous end!

Religion is still useful among the herd - that it helps their orderly conduct as nothing else could.

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.

Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality - the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.

I think the most important thing people can do to save our planet and the human race is to empower women.

Follow your own passion - not your parents', not your teachers' - yours!

Well, when I was a kid, I grew up in San Diego next to the ocean. The ocean was my friend - my best friend.

It is not the quantity but the quality of knowledge which determines the mind's dignity.

Life has a higher end, than to be amused.

Fix your eyes on perfection and you make almost everything speed towards it.

Great minds are to make others great. Their superiority is to be used, not to break the multitude to intellectual vassalage, not to establish over them a spiritual tyranny, but to rouse them from lethargy, and to aid them to judge for themselves.

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.

Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"

Peter: "How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."
Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"

How come you Eastern European guys can't be quiter in p*rnos? I mean, nobody has ever been like, 'yeah, yeah, more guy noises!'

Kidnapper: "You guys watch the main cabin, I will find them. I'll take that fat guy as a human shield."
Peter: "Oh, nice, last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy for human shield."

'Okay, nobody move!"
Cleveland: "Oh my god, those guys in first class have guns."
Peter: "Cleveland, just be happy with what you have. Don't envy people!"

Peter: "Well, I got the results of your ultrasound and I got some news for ya."
Pregnant Woman: "Wait, wait, wait, we don't wanna if it's a boy or a girl."
Peter: "Oh, okay. Well, IT's not breathing."

Lois: "You're drunk again!"
Peter: "No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking."

Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

The biggest difference from Hawaii and Alabama would probably be there's no beaches. But other than that, the people are very nice.

To the lover of wilderness, Alaska is one of the most wonderful countries in the world.

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.

You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

Every once in a while, it's important to adjust your altitude.

Then odds are he'll be near a settlement, probably close to another city out there. Ain't too many of 'em in Wyoming.

Marshall: "Except the flames of Lucifer keep singein our back bumper as we drive through this hellish, cheese-infected wasteland."
Lily: "Wisconsin?"
Marshall: "Wisconsin!"

I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic - perfect for a fresh start.

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

The 'mecca of college basketball is in Storrs, Connecticut.

This is why you never go to New Jersey!