Quotes and Sayings about Restaurants

Quotes and Sayings about Restaurants

In Italy, you know you've found a truly authentic restaurant when they don't have an English menu. In India, it's when there are no utensils and you must eat with your hands.

Aziz Ansari

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Dinner's a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact, that sex just doesn't. Call me old-fashioned, but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3

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Marshall: "Let the dinnertainment begin!"
Barney: "That reminds me there's this other restaurant we should try sometime. What they do is, they cook you a meal, in a little room called a 'kitchen'."

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 3

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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Zach Galifianakis

My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

Valentine's Day

If you have the power to eat alone in a restaurant, or sit alone in a cinema, then you have the power to do absolutely anything you want in life.

Daniel Craig

Solitude & Loneliness

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Lemony Snicket

It is difficult to get organic food at most restaurants, so when possible, eat at home. When not, do your best.

Suzanne Somers

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Calvin Trillin

I like taking risks. I like trying new things, whether it be style or restaurants or whatever.

Lewis Hamilton

When I'm hiring a cook for one of my restaurants, and I want to see what they can do, I usually ask them to make me an omelette.

Restaurant bathroom doors should be identified with the words, "men" and "women". Silhouettes and cartoon drawings of sombreros, bowler hats, puffy skirts and pretty mouths do not provide enough information for drunks.

Theodore Roosevelt

Well, Amanda is going to make Lily a cake, she's a chef! We met when I was at a restaurant last week and I sent some soup back. Luckily she's got such pretty hair I didn't mind eating a little bit of it.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 18

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Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

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It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

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