Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.
Bill MaherReligion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
Bill MaherUnlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.
Ricky GervaisReligion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
Jon StewartYes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
SnakesJon StewartIt seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
Billy ConnollyIt's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
Calvin and Hobbes, by CalvinEvery religion there's something foul going on.
Ja RuleIt is easy to talk on religion, but difficult to practice it.
RamakrishnaImagine if you carried on believing in Santa and the tooth fairy into adulthood. And even killed and started wars over it. Imagine that.
Ricky GervaisI have no religion, and at times I wish all religions at the bottom of the sea. He is a weak ruler who needs religion to uphold his government; it is as if he would catch his people in a trap.
Mustafa Kemal AtaturkI'm going to tell you what my religion is. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Period. Terminato. Finito.
ToleranceGene WilderReligion is something we don't talk about, and it is used by uneducated people as a weapon to divide us as opposed to connect with each other.
Zach AnnerAll religions and all communities have the same rights, and it is my responsibility to ensure their complete and total protection. My government will not tolerate or accept any discrimination based on caste, creed and religion.
Narendra ModiReligion is for people who are scared to go to hell. Spirituality is for people who have already been there.
HölleBonnie RaittIndonesia is the world's third-largest democracy. And we also have the world's largest Muslim population. This demonstrates that democracy and Islam are not incompatible. Terrorism is not associated with any religion.
Islam, IndonesiaJoko WidodoThe main object of religion is not to get a man into heaven, but to get heaven into him.
SkyThomas HardyBetter than worshiping gods is obedience to the laws of righteousness.
BuddhaTo criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom.
RacismRowan AtkinsonReligion is stupid anyway. I mean, a virgin gets pregnant by a ghost! You would never get away with that in a divorce court.
DivorceLemmy KilmisterThings get out of hand so quickly. I once heard of a girl who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant, and now there's an entire religion.
Jimmy CarrAll religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.
Edgar Allan PoeGods do not need followers. Followers need gods.
Social MediaOrnn, The Fire below the Mountain in League of LegendsScaring people into participating isn't success, it's Scientology.
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls, Season 1 Episode 21At the end of the day, if there was indeed some Body or presence standing there to judge me, I hoped I would be judged on whether I had lived a true life, not on whether I believed in a certain book, or whether I'd been baptized.
DeathLance Armstrong, It's Not About the Bike: My Journey Back to LifeWhat humanity owes to personalities like Buddha, Moses, and Jesus ranks for me higher than all the achievements of the enquiring and constructive mind.
What these blessed men have given us we must guard and try to keep alive with all our strength if humanity is not to lose its dignity, the security of its existence, and its joy in living.