Quotes and Sayings about Reis

If you have peanut allergy your life so sad. You go to Asia, you eat egg-fried-rice - it's like russian roulette.

Where you learn how to make rice? Some white people cooking school?

Life-hack #387:
Rice doesn't clump when you cook the grains individually.

A meal without rice is like a pretty girl with only one eye.

This rice look so wet. Look at this, you can see your reflection inside. Mulan is gonna start singing when she see this rice.

Rice in waffle-maker? No no no! Who cook rice like this? Go back to Mars, you alien person! Uncle Roger sad.

"We'll need 2 cups of rice and 6 cups of water."
"I'm not sure if I've got that many cups."

I can cook rice in two portions:
1. Strict diet for a model
2. Enough for all the orcs of Mordor to survive for two weeks

In Japanese, sushi does not mean "raw fish". It means "seasoned rice".

When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

Ned: "How did he get so fat?"
Cat: "He only stops eating when it's time for a drink."

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

Is this street food like Asian street food? Like, do you get food poisoning afterward? That's how you know it's authentic.

How are people vegan? Vegan don't know how to enjoy life.

Uuuh, sausage. So tender, so moist - opposite of my ex wife.

Just eat peanut! Hospital very close, don't worry.

Many people complain garlic give them bad breath. But don't worry, Uncle Roger single, not kissing anyone anyway.

Uncle Roger love my wok so much. I think I am pan-sexual.

Believe you can, then you will.

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

Mulan: "Would you like to stay for dinner?"
Grandmother Fa: "Would you like to stay forever?"

Ash: "He hasn't come up against somebody like me."
Misty: "He's getting a big head."
Brock: "Yeah, but his brain's still the same size."

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same.

Words of affirmation!? I was raised by Asian parents. I've never heard one word of affirmation in my life. Their love language is verbal abuse.

Don't stereotype Asian people. Also, there's a good chance they're doctors, so they can help you out if you are worried.

Friendship is like a cup of tea. It has to be clear enough to look down to its bottom.

He, who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He, who does not ask remains a fool forever.

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart.

Do I look like someone who cooks? I can open a can of Coke Light, that's it.

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience.

Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don't fall at least 10 times, then you're not skiing hard enough.

The white guys who are really into Japanese culture seem like a trend started by Japan's military.
If in 1945, Japan had said "America we surrender, but one day your grandsons will pleasure themselves to a cartoon octopus", the US troops would've laughed.
Who's laughing now?

1955 Doc Brown: "No wonder this circuit failed. It says, 'Made in Japan'."
1985 Marty: "What do you mean, Doc? All the best stuff is made in Japan!"

I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf.

"I'll go fishing today!"
"Dude, you've been eating at the Sushi Carousels for three hours?"
"Fishing!"

Know yourself, know your adversary, and you hold the key to victory.

It's more important to master the cards you're holding than to complain about the ones your opponent was dealt.