The best Quotes and Sayings about Reis

If you have peanut allergy your life so sad. You go to Asia, you eat egg-fried-rice - it's like russian roulette.

Where you learn how to make rice? Some white people cooking school?

Life-hack #387:
Rice doesn't clump when you cook the grains individually.

A meal without rice is like a pretty girl with only one eye.

This rice look so wet. Look at this, you can see your reflection inside. Mulan is gonna start singing when she see this rice.

Rice in waffle-maker? No no no! Who cook rice like this? Go back to Mars, you alien person! Uncle Roger sad.

"We'll need 2 cups of rice and 6 cups of water."
"I'm not sure if I've got that many cups."

I can cook rice in two portions:
1. Strict diet for a model
2. Enough for all the orcs of Mordor to survive for two weeks

In Japanese, sushi does not mean "raw fish". It means "seasoned rice".

When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.