Quotes and Sayings about Reindeer

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Play in any reindeer games

Buddy: "I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly."
Papa Elf: "And where do the reindeer get their magic from?"
Buddy: "Christmas spirit. Everybody knows that."

Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.

How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?
Nothing, it's on the house!

What do you call Santa's most impolite reindeer?
Rude-olph.

Does everyone in the North Pole think Santa's reindeer are a great team?
Yep, that's what they've herd.

Bartender: "You ain't driving, are you?"
Santa: "I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work."

Well, Santa had eight reindeer, he looks like he ate the other seven.

The forecast this Christmas is cloudy with a chance of reindeer.

Reindeer, majestic and gentle, embody the beauty of nature. Their presence touches our hearts and reminds us of the magic of winter. They symbolize strength and freedom as they glide through snowy landscapes. Their hooves carry the unmistakable sound of hope. Let us honor the reindeer and admire their grace.

The majestic reindeer, with their splendid antlers, roam the vast Nordic forests. Gracefully and proudly, they defy the icy winds and bring hope to humanity. Their skillful hooves leave barely a trace in the snow as they pull their sleds along snowy trails. These captivating creatures embody the beauty and wilderness of the Nordic world.

Reindeer, so proud in the snow,
With their antlers so beautiful and fine.
They pull the sleigh, fast and swift,
Through the winter's white delight.

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can't be bought.

Kate: "We have to hang the stockings and make the eggnog. It just won't be Christmas without it!"
Claire: "Oh, honey, there is more to Christmas than all that stuff."

It's true, Christmas can feel like a lot of work, particularly for mothers. But when you look back on all the Christmases in your life, you'll find you've created family traditions and lasting memories. Those memories, good and bad, are really what helps to keep a family together over the long haul.

Spring is coming, but the air is chilled
It reminds me of the winter fires we would always build
Hiding from the cold is always warmer in your arms
Whenever you are kissing me, it is Christmas in my heart

January always brought me down
All the magic of December
Is like a circus leaving town
All I wanna do is to follow it around
Cause everybody wishes it was Christmas all year 'round

Lord Blackadder: "Ah, Melchett! Greetings! I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix of good food and violent stomach cramp."
Lord Melchett: "And compliments of the season to you, Blackadder. May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down."

What I learned from Christmas this year: If I lived in a gingerbread house, it'd take an hour and twelve minutes for me to become homeless.

Belsnickel: "The only thing you ever cared about was your stupid holiday."
Santa: "That stupid holiday makes billions of people feel love and happiness."

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The best time of the year
When everyone comes home
With all this Christmas cheer
It's hard to be alone

The thing about Christmas is that it almost doesn't matter what mood you're in or what kind of a year you've had - it's a fresh start.

Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store
What if Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.

There are no strange creatures, only blinkered people.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.

The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.

Animals don't judge you as long as you're really good at heart. They don't care who you are or what you've done in your past.

I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

Silent night, holy night!
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
Holy Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace

Papa Elf: "Silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."
Buddy: "What?! Well, who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
Papa Elf: "Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it."

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

You have $300 million in your personal vault. That's what I want for Christmas.

And the luscious sound swelled, reaching up to the skies.
And the Grinch heard with his heart, and it tripled in size.