Quotes and Sayings about Reducing Weight

Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.

Meryl Streep

Self-Confidence

Robin: "I just finished a seven-day cleanse."
Marshall: "I thought you just started that yesterday."
Robin: "I finished early, okay?"

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 2

If anybody even tries to whisper the word "diet," I'm like, "You can go f- yourself!"

Jennifer Lawrence

Just burnt 2000 calories.
That's the last time I will bake pizza while I sleep.

Pizza

I always say, eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane.

Gigi Hadid

Hamburgers

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield

Fat People

I love carbs, but denial is good training for the mind.

Jason Momoa

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

Louis C. K.

I finally have the body I want. It's easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

Louis C. K.

You know what the secret to weight loss is? Don't eat much!

Simon Cowell

I just work out hard enough that, if I'm craving something, I eat it and know I'm going to burn it off the next day with extra intensity.

Karl Malone

Training

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food!

Drew Carey

Vegetables

Falling out of love is like losing weight. It's a lot easier putting it on than taking it off.

Aretha Franklin

Falling in love

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Fat People

Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

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You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

James in The Princess and the Frog

Food

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Food Chocolate

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Ernest Cline in Ready Player One

Food Reality

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

Roald Dahl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Food

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 24 Episode 5

USA Food

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Sylvia Davies in Finding Neverland

Puns Food

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Socrates

Laziness Food

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

Quina Quen in Final Fantasy - IX

Food

Anything is possible if you got enough nerve.

Ginny Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Courage Motivation

To me, the very definition of the word "broken" suggests that something can be fixed.

Elijah Mikaelson in The Originals - Season 1 Episode 8

Breakup Beginning Motivation

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.

Grandmother Willow in Pocahontas

Work Motivation

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.

Albert Einstein

Motivation Borders

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

Anne Frank

Change Motivation Minutes

There is no such thing as bad ideas. Just poorly executed awesome ideas.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

Ideas Motivation

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?

Vincent van Gogh

Courage Risk Motivation

If you give it your all, there's nothing to blame yourself for.

Dirk Nowitzki

Motivation

Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."

Chef in South Park - Season 6 Episode 2

Fat People

If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.

Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 5

Ass Fat People

It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.

Louis C. K. - 2017

Relationships Marriage

Whenever you leave behind failure, you're doing good. If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.

Louis C. K.

Failures & Mistakes

You have to embrace getting older. Life is precious, and when you’ve lost a lot of people, you realize each day is a gift.

Meryl Streep

Age

Being different isn't a bad thing. It means you're brave enough to be yourself.

Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Character Self-Confidence

Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 7

Friendship Relationships

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3

Breakup Beginning

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put pants on.

Jennifer Lawrence

Laziness Bed

"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."

Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales & Maritza Ramos in Orange Is the New Black

Pizza

I make a conscious effort every day to be someone that people like to work with.

Gigi Hadid

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

Channing Tatum

Hamburgers

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage

A wolf is not bad for eating and tearing apart something if it's for survival.

Jason Momoa

Wolves

People confuse ego, lust, insecurity with true love.

Simon Cowell

Love Pride

I just want to make a name for myself and get to the next level.

Karl Malone

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion."

Muhammad Ali

Ambition Training

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

Drew Carey

This is called farming. You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants: Vegetable plants, pizza plants... oh, it's good to be home!

WALL·E

Pizza Vegetables

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