The best Quotes and Sayings about Reducing Weight

Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.

Robin: "I just finished a seven-day cleanse."
Marshall: "I thought you just started that yesterday."
Robin: "I finished early, okay?"

If anybody even tries to whisper the word "diet," I'm like, "You can go f- yourself!"

Just burnt 2000 calories.
That's the last time I will bake pizza while I sleep.

I always say, eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

I love carbs, but denial is good training for the mind.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I finally have the body I want. It's easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

You know what the secret to weight loss is? Don't eat much!

I just work out hard enough that, if I'm craving something, I eat it and know I'm going to burn it off the next day with extra intensity.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food!

Falling out of love is like losing weight. It's a lot easier putting it on than taking it off.

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.