The best Quotes from Red Notice

You can have excuses or results. Not both.

Inspector Das: "Keep making your jokes, because I'm about to send you to the worst place in the world."
Nolan Booth: "Your Instagram account?"

Where did you get that jacket? It's a statement piece. Somewhere there's a very nude cow whispering, "Worth it."

I want you to remember one critically important thing: I know everyone you work with and every member of your family. And I also know your browser history.

Teamwork? It feels weird in my mouth.

It doesn't matter what you do; it only matters what they think you've done.

Hartley: "There are two bishops in chess."
Bishop: "And a whole lotta pawns."

Why are you wearing a hairnet? You're bald!

John Hartley: "This is a marriage of convenience."
Nolan Booth: "I want a divorce and I'm keeping the kids."

This is a room full of convicted murderers and toilet vodka enthusiasts.

There's one last thing you should know - trusting a thief can be dangerous.

Special Agent John Hartley, FBI. I've been tracking your scores for a while now. Every city, every heist. Now that you've been tagged with red notices, you've become the world's most wanted criminals. And I'm the only one who can bring you in.

Bro, I didn't see the handcuffs coming. It was a nice touch. God, this is such a confusing erection.

Sarah Black: "You know, there was an easier way in, but I doubt very much that you could have managed it. Now that I have two out of the three eggs, I'll give you one last chance to take me up on my offer."
John Hartley: "Well, here's my counteroffer. You're under arrest."
Nolan Booth: "Oh, my God. Read the room!"

Inspector Das: "What are you? Six for six now?"
Nolan Booth: "Yeah one more, and I get a Shawshank jacket."

I'm a good guy but sometimes I do bad things.