Quotes and Sayings about Ginger / Redhairs

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!

I'm not a pedo. And if I was, you'd be safe, you tubby little ginger c*nt.

Ron: "I have not got spattergroit!"
Healer: "But the unsightly blemishes upon your visage, young master -"
Ron: "They're freckles!"

I've always been quite a proud ginger so I couldn't dye it and betray the other gingers.

When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have been accused of being a bit of a spitfire, so in that way, I absolutely live up to the stereotype. The red hair suits my personality. I was a terrible blonde!

My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.

I'll be very clear here, because you and I face an evolutionary gap.

Student: "Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?"
Janis: "Your mom's chest hair!"

Griselda: "I heard that you liked my product."
Eddie 'The Bird' Rancon: "Beautiful. Was like shoving a f*cking coca plant up my nose."
Griselda: "Give the size of that thing I bet you have the whole f*cking brick up there."

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?

Your brain is so minute Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.

Baldrick, your head is as empty as a eunach's underpants.

Prince George: "Someone said I had the wit and intellect of a donkey."
Blackadder: "Oh, an absurd suggestion sir. Unless it was a particularly stupid donkey."

My fists have a very strict diet... they only eat losers!

What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?

My hair was famous before I was.

A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Sheila: "Now, by sifting we separate and aerate those flour particles to make them absorb liquids better."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

Why would people rather be famous for being sh-t than not famous at all? When did that start?

Happiness is amazing. It's so amazing it doesn't matter if it's yours or not.

"Follow the spiders"... Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

You're the weak one. And you'll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

When I read the books, I imagined that the family of Ron Weasley was my family.

Most of the time it's the parents who recognise me. They try to tell their kids, 'Look, it's Giselle,' and I say, 'No, no, no, don't ruin this for them,' because I'm usually standing there with my hair sideways and no make-up on. And the kid is saying, 'That is not Giselle. No way. That is some worn-out girl who really needs a bath.'

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, "After all this time?" And I will say: "Always."

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.

Seriosly, I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just... genetic.

Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.

You're like a f*cking cockroach, able to live anywhere and feed off anything.