Quotes by Red Forman

Red Forman is a character from That '90s Show

The best Series Quotes

Eric: "Oh, you're getting in that car or my foot is getting in your ass!"
Red: "I have never been prouder. It's like watching you hit your first home run... if you had ever done that."

Red Forman in That '90s Show, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Ah, teenagers! I feel for you, son. But, on the other hand - payback's a b-tch!

TeenagersRed Forman in That '90s Show, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Why, I bet you're a holy terror on the basketball court. I hear you got your mom's jump shot and your dad's... last name.

Red Forman in That '90s Show, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Red: "It's gonna be a long day."
Bob: "Hey there, hi there, ho there!"
Red: "Aaand it just got longer."

Red Forman in That '90s Show, Season 1
 
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That is a great idea. Because when you stand behind your kids, it's easier... to put your foot in their a-s.

Red Forman in That '90s Show, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Kitty: "I have to make a shopping list. The kids are gonna want snacks."
Red: "Don't feed them, Kitty! That's how it started the first time."

Red Forman in That '90s Show, Season 1
 
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If they go in my room, my foot goes in their a-s!

Red Forman in That '90s Show, Season 1
 
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Red: "Get out!"
Kitty: "We never lock the sliding door."
Red: "We do now."

Red Forman in That '90s Show, Season 1
 
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