Quotes by Reagan Ridley

What's the point of unchecked power if we don't abuse it?

I actually need a mediocre white man to act as a human shield and social lubricant while I accomplish my real goals.

Brett Hand: "Question. Is this place evil?"
Reagan: "Uh, is Facebook evil? Is Starbucks evil?"

This is my lab, where everything is peaceful, efficient, and the thermostat is controlled entirely by me. Someday, I hope to make the whole world like this. Efficient that is, not controlled entirely by me. That would be totally egomaniacal. I would never do that.

I skipped grades and showers to prove that despite my dad's legacy I can run the shit out of this office.

Scheimpough: "I don't need to look at your eye-bags to know you've been working hard."
Reagan: "Thank you, sir. And I am prepared for them to get deeper."

Don't listen to my father, kids. He gets his news from Facebook and Ambien.