Once the withdrawal finally wore off, I realized sobriety agrees with me. So I took a shower, combed the cigarette ash out of my pubes and - boom - sober Rand is back.Rand Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 2
Daddy needs a new liver, honey. Can you grab one from the organ lab? It's urgent. Also, some booze. Just something to make the new live feel at home.Rand Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 2
Reagan: "You were fired for getting drunk and trying to blow up the sun."
Rand: "I was gonna cure skin cancer!"
Reagan: "Has retirement made you go completely insane?"
Rand: "No, but the 5G radio waves in the air have."
The world is controlled by shadowy elites and shape-shifting lizard people. Have you ever folded a one-dollar-bill? Look, you can make it say "boobs". What does that mean? Am I the only one who cares that the President is a robot?Rand Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1