Raj: 'Hey, look, I found an iPod!'
Howard: 'Smashed beyond repair - what are you going to do with it?'
Raj: 'What else? Sell it on ebay as 'slightly used'.'
You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinklesRajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory, Season 5 Episode 1
I love the smell of paintballs in the morning.Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory, Season 2 Episode 16
Leonard: 'The only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half.'
Rajesh: 'Sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from.'
Howard: 'We need a hot fifteen-year-old asian girl with a thing for smart guys.'
Leonard: 'Howard, that's racist! Any fifteen-year-old girl will do the trick.'
Rajesh: 'It's possible she may have missunderstood us.'