Raj: "Hey, look, I found an iPod!"
Howard: "Smashed beyond repair - what are you going to do with it?"
Raj: "What else? Sell it on ebay as 'slightly used'."
You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinklesSex, Ice CreamRajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory, Season 5 Episode 1
I love the smell of paintballs in the morning.Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory, Season 2 Episode 16
Leonard: "The only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half."
Rajesh: "Sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from."
Howard: "We need a hot fifteen-year-old asian girl with a thing for smart guys."
Leonard: "Howard, that's racist! Any fifteen-year-old girl will do the trick."
Rajesh: "It's possible she may have missunderstood us."