The best Quotes by Ragnar Loðbrók

It is one thing to use a weapon, but another to kill.

Warriors don't show their heart until the axe reveals it.

One must always think the worst, Ragnar, even of your own kin. That way, you avoid too much disappointment in life.

"I don't want to kill you, woman."
Lagertha: "You couldn't kill me if you tried for a hundred years."

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

I do not know how the Third World War will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the Fourth - rocks!

Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.

The bow that's stretched too much breaks.

If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around.

The bullet of an M16 shoots out at 2100 miles per hour. Faster than the speed of sound. So if they shot you in the heart, you won't even hear the bullet that killed you.

One last thing left to do. I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back, one bullet at a time.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.

As long as weapons of mass destruction exist, primarily nuclear weapons, the danger is colossal. All nations should declare... that nuclear weapons must be destroyed. This is to save ourselves and our planet.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.