Phoebe: "It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."
I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called 'Excuse Me'.Rachel Green in Friends, Season 1 Episode 18
Phoebe: "Now we need the s-men of a righteous man."
Rachel: "If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place."