Phoebe: "It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."
Friends - Season 1 Episode 3
1I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called 'Excuse Me'.
Friends - Season 1 Episode 18
Phoebe: "Now we need the s-men of a righteous man."
Rachel: "If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place."
Rachel: "If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place."
Friends - Season 1 Episode 14
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True love brings up everything - you're allowing a mirror to be held up to you daily.
I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special.
Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth.
You know, I've got wrinkles on my forehead and smile lines, but what's wrong with that? I love to smile.
Oh, it's not really gambling when you never lose.
I spent my first paycheck on a vintage Mercedes.
Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.
Ross Geller in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
5Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."
Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 1 Episode 1
5Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 19
2Joey: "You're smoking again?"
Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."
Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
2Phoebe: "I was the last to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in."
Joey: "What?"
Phoebe: "Oh, looks like I was second to last."
Joey: "What?"
Phoebe: "Oh, looks like I was second to last."
Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 1 Episode 7
2Monica: "Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding."
Ross: "A 'no sex'-pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America."
Ross: "A 'no sex'-pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America."
Ross Geller in Friends - Season 7 Episode 19
1Alice Knight: "We were just at the drugstore, so we got you a little present."
Frank Buffay: "It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test."
Monica: "Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop."
Frank Buffay: "It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test."
Monica: "Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop."
Monica Geller in Friends - Season 4 Episode 12
1Joey: "It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship."
Monica: "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship."
Monica: "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship."
Monica Geller in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
1Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 9
1Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 2 Episode 14
1Ross: "My new beeper."
Joey: "Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?"
Monica: "Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help! They're still extinct!"
Joey: "Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?"
Monica: "Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help! They're still extinct!"
Monica Geller in Friends - Season 1 Episode 22
1Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 1 Episode 21
1Rachel: "I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?"
Ross: "No, not this time. What did you have?"
Rachel: "I'm not telling."
Ross: "Come on, show them."
Rachel: "Get your hands out of there!"
Chandler: "I've had dates like this."
Ross: "No, not this time. What did you have?"
Rachel: "I'm not telling."
Ross: "Come on, show them."
Rachel: "Get your hands out of there!"
Chandler: "I've had dates like this."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 1 Episode 18
1Monica: "This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex."
Chandler: "Sounds like a date to me."
Chandler: "Sounds like a date to me."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 1 Episode 1
1Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shows can change your life.
Ross: "She's got to go back to London. But, you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it."
Joey: "That's what all my relationships are like."
Chandler: "Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it."
Joey: "That's what all my relationships are like."
Chandler: "Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 16
Phoebe: "For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience."
Chandler: "I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely."
Chandler: "I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 3 Episode 16
Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 7 Episode 8
Joey: "I had the same dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
Chandler: "Oh my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me?"
Monica: "Do you really want to pull at that thread?"
Monica: "Do you really want to pull at that thread?"
Monica Geller in Friends - Season 7 Episode 5
Chandler: "Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?"
Ross: "What's the difference?"
Monica: "Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys."
Ross: "What's the difference?"
Monica: "Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys."
Monica Geller in Friends - Season 6 Episode 19
Joey: "I'm having new headshows taken tomorrow,right? And the photographer said that she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?"
Phoebe: "Well, it depends."
Joey: "On?"
Phoebe: "On how far along he is in the sex change process."
Phoebe: "Well, it depends."
Joey: "On?"
Phoebe: "On how far along he is in the sex change process."
Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 9 Episode 13
Joey: "Can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here."
Phoebe: "Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets."
Phoebe: "Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets."
Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.
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