Phoebe: 'It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing.'
Rachel: 'Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.'
I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called 'Excuse Me'.Rachel Green in Friends, Season 1 Episode 18
Phoebe: 'Now we need the semen of a righteous man.'
Rachel: 'If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.'