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Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whichever.

Friday the 13thUnknown
 
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The only thing that's unlucky about Friday the 13th is that on the 16th, it's Monday again.

Friday the 13thUnknown
 
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"Oh my God, today's Friday the 13th. Do you know what that means?"
"It's the weekend tomorrow?"
"Exactly!"

Friday the 13thUnknown
 
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I don't care that it's Friday the 13th today - at least it's finally Friday!

Friday the 13thUnknown
 
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I don't care that it's Friday the 13th. I'm unlucky on every day anyway.

Friday the 13thUnknown
 
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I only drink with people I like. When meeting people I don't like, I drink right before.

AlcoholKlaus Kinski
 
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

MarriageRodney Dangerfield
 
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

Rodney Dangerfield
 
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Reducing WeightRodney Dangerfield
 
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Rodney Dangerfield
 
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Rodney Dangerfield
 
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

WomenRodney Dangerfield
 
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There's something that's sexy about a guy who has the strength to kill somebody, but is also vulnerable enough to be in love.

Evan Peters
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But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.

HalloweenEvan Peters
 
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

CocktailsRodney Dangerfield
 
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Rodney Dangerfield
 
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield
 
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Usually, I'm an over-thinker.

Evan Peters
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I'm not very good at dating.

Evan Peters
 
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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

Rodney Dangerfield
 
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Rodney Dangerfield
 
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I'm gonna go all out on this irl Squid Game video, give me a month to gather 456 random people and recreate all the sets.

MrBeast, October 2021
 
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I put 100 people in a circle and told them whoever left last won $500,000. Go watch!

MrBeast, August 2021
 
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Jimmy: "Let's have a heart-to-heart. Other YouTubers would probably fake this. Other YouTubers would quit. But what are we?"
Chris: "Unfortunately, not other YouTubers!"
Jimmy: "That's right! Now, let's go through this drive-thru 997 more times!"

MrBeast, October 2019
 
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I want to make YouTube videos until the day I die, I love this so much.

YouTubeMrBeast
 
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Don't tell my other followers but you're my favorite!

MrBeast
 
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I want to build other channels like beast gaming and beast reacts so I can run my main channel at a loss and grow as big as possible. And then use my main channel's influence to one day open hundreds of homeless shelters/food banks and give away all the money.

MrBeast
 
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If you drink coke and then eat mentos does your stomach explode?

ColaMrBeast
 
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I have zero idea how to use a comma, punctuation, or spell 82% of the English language. I used to edit videos in the back of high school English class.

MrBeast
 
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Me being an idiot is the core part of my videos.

MrBeast
 
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Everyone was having a blast doing something unique and fun.

MrBeast
 
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I'm numb to money.

MrBeast
 
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There were lots of smiles and personal relationships that we'll all take forward in supporting what we do - creating original content for our subscribers.

MrBeast
 
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I have seen the dark universe yawning
Where the black planets roll without aim,
Where they roll in their horror unheeded,
Without knowledge, or lustre, or name.

H. P. Lovecraft, Nemesis
 
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Religion is still useful among the herd - that it helps their orderly conduct as nothing else could.

H. P. Lovecraft
 
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The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.

FearH. P. Lovecraft
 
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You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.

Dita Von Teese
 
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I was really, really shy when I was a little girl.

Dita Von Teese
 
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Everyone, no matter her or his stage in life, has the right to feel beautiful.

Dita Von Teese
 
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I like the idea of being whoever I want to be.

Dita Von Teese
 
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Ignore the critics… only mediocrity is safe from ridicule. Dare to be different!

Dita Von Teese
 
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I think it's bad manners to stand around in public with ripped jeans and your hair in a mess, holding a Starbucks.

StarbucksDita Von Teese
 
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It's not about counting women, it's about making sure that women count!

Women's RightsClaudia Roth, Februar 2019
 
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The best presents sit at the table, not under the Christmas tree.

Christmas, Christmas TreesUnknown
 
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If anybody even tries to whisper the word "diet," I'm like, "You can go f- yourself!"

Reducing WeightJennifer Lawrence
 
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I grew up in Kentucky, but I did not grow up like that. I didn't have to shoot my dinner or anything.

KentuckyJennifer Lawrence
 
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I learned that you can't have any expectations with life. You never know what's going to happen.

Jennifer Lawrence
 
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I'm a big believer in accepting yourself and not really worrying about it.

Jennifer Lawrence
 
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I don't know why the word "feminism" is so scary to people; it shouldn't be, because it just means equality.

FeminismJennifer Lawrence
 
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Watching 40 million people fall into chaos in Afghanistan because there's no electricity and no financial system - that can't be the strategy of the international community.

AfghanistanAngela Merkel, October 2021
 
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