The best Quotes and Sayings (Page 3)

Playing in Saudi Arabia is a decision for the money - and against football.

What does a Gen Z say, when asked to write a letter?
"Sorry, max I can do is 240 letters."

2000 was 20 years ago... which is really weird because 1980 was also 20 years ago.

I never feel more Boomer than I do when I'm trying to find what category a specific emoji belongs to.

I'll never accept a Baby Boomer saying mean things about my tattoos.
"Why did you ruin your body with those?"
"I don't know, Nancy, why did you ruin Earth?"

Boomer: "Why aren't these Millennials getting married? I married my sweetheart as soon as we left high school."
Also boomer: "I hate my wife."

If I had a dollar for every time a boomer insulted me...
I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

Why do Baby Boomers always pay with a Visa?
Because they hate change.

How do boomers change a lightbulb?
They don't, they just keep talking about how great the old one was.

What's a boomer's favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote?
"Take what you can, give nothing back."

Just remember, for every Boomer that hates a Millennial, there's a Generation (X) in between that hates you both.

Looking forward to ruining Thanksgiving this year by saying "Okay, Boomer" after the family prayer.

Why don't cannibals like to eat Millennials?
They're too salty.

Chandler: "How are we allowed to do this?"
Jimmy: "We live in a country called America."

Arrogant twat. He's so far up his own arse, he can't even f*cking breathe anymore.

Honestly. Chimichanga? Chimi-chuck-it-in-the-bin!

70,000 white women with dreadlocks are currently trapped in a dry lake bed due to flooding.

Women are surprised when they find a guy who can make them come and straight dudes are surprised when they find a girl who can make them feel genuine feelings in their heart.

I read a lot of F. Scott Fitzgerald. I love "Tender is the Night," and its atmosphere of doomed romance. He was one of the greatest prose stylists, with a wonderfully clear but lyrical quality.

Truth never wins, but its enemies cease to exist.

Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are a part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.

Science advances one funeral at a time.

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

Here was the chance to provide the leadership the country deserved: positive, modern, rational, appealing to people's hopes rather than their fears.

The most effective check and balance on government has been an independent press which maintains its credibility by ensuring that its criticism is balanced and based on fact - based indeed on solid journalistic work.

When politicians offer you something for nothing, or something that sounds too good to be true, it's always worth taking a careful second look.

I love radio - it is part of your life, whispering into your ear. You can't see it, but equally importantly it can't see you.

Greece is an extreme case: a country where both the level of spending and the level of taxation were unsustainable!

Mitt Romney speaking to a $50,000-a-plate Republican fundraiser says he doesn't have to worry about the 47 per cent of Americans who don't pay tax. He was not counting on the smart phone recording his speech and then posting it on YouTube.

I don't like video games. My ex husband used to play Tomb Raider. I would walk by him and say, "Oh, look at her breasts". But then I met with the director and he told me it wouldn't be campy or stupid. I realized it was a real movie with a solid character.

When you go running from 23:59 to 00:01, you worked out two days in a row. Doesn't sound bad, does it?

The thing that hurts me the most is that I have to watch the NBA finals and they have "world champion" on their head. World champion of what? The United States? Don't get me wrong. I love the U.S., at times, but that aint the world.

Go with what you think is possible. There's no problem with trying to obtain something that has never been done before, because that's how records get broken.

I don't run for other people, I run for myself. As long as I enjoy it and I feel that I can be the best at something, I'm going to try my hardest. I don't believe in doing something halfway.

That was my first time racing against him. I've watched tons of his races. I love to see it, it reminds me of myself coming out here in 2016. I want to see people taking that path and other paths.

"Why do you smell the water bottle before drinking?"
Me (23), just came back from a festival, having major trust issues.

Three things I'll never understand:
1 - Getting up early with a good mood
2 - People who don't drink coffee
3 - Snapchat

Starfield is our first new universe in over 25 years but it's still a Bethesda RPG through and through, where you step into a new world and you get that feeling of unlimited possibilities.

Every Star that you see in the Sky might be a sun to someone.

We've been lied to a lot by the Kreml for at least one-and-a-half years. So obviously, the whole world looks at the Kreml when a former close confidant of Putin literally falls out of the sky, two months after he launched a rebellion.

I don't know for a fact what happened, but I'm not surprised. There's not much that happens in Russia that Putin is not behind.

If I were Prigozhin, I'd be careful what I ate. I'd keep my eye on my menu.

This is no military coup. This is a justice march. Our actions in no way interfere with the troops.

I have never been a chef. I can't cook myself. They should have just come up with "Putin's butcher" instead.

The special military operation was done for the purpose of "denazification," while we've made Ukraine into a nation that's known throughout the world. They're like the Greeks or the Romans at their peaks. And as far as "demilitarization," if they had some 500 tanks at the start of the special military operation, now they have 5,000. If they had 20,000 capable fighters before, now they have 400,000. What kind of demilitarization is that? Now it looks more like we did the opposite, somehow or other, and militarized Ukraine.

What have we even done? We've turned the Russian army - the second army in the world - into what? Who the f*ck knows. What kind of army are we if we couldn't even manage with itty bitty Ukraine?

Russia is on the brink of catastrophe.

We will kill everyone on the battlefield. Take no more prisoners of war!

Putin has cut off communication with me to get me to stop asking for ammunition.

Gentlemen, we interfered, we are interfering and we will interfere.