The best Quotes and Sayings (Page 3)

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

I don't think all people yearn for freedom, actually. I think they yearn for stability.

It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?

I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Ron Karenga wrote a book back in 1968, and in that book, he said that the reason, part of his motivation for starting Kwanzaa was because he felt that Christianity was the white man religion, and he didn't like Jews, and so he made up this lie. And he called it an African holiday because he was concerned that if he didn't call it an African holiday, that black Americans would not participate in it.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed for that. He wasn't, but the idea that the President of the United States would be getting behind someone who murdered dogs?

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.

I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to.

That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

To politicize a man's tragic death is about as low as you can go, isn't it?

Is calling English our national language racist? Are we at that point?

Life is short. You die before you think you're going to. Don't waste it in college unless you're doing something real. My view.

I'm just not sure I trust the federal government not to trample on civil liberties.

I am really only interested in new information, not freelance opinion. I don't really care what you think off the top of your head.

Bro. Who was the maniac that decided to be the first person to try an oyster? Who tf looked at a rock and was like, "I bet if I crack that b*tch in half there's gonna be something delicious in there"?! Then they cracked it and saw something form a nasal passage and was like BINGO!

Attention all homophobic idiots: if you're not attractive to straight women, you're probably not attractive to gay men. You can unclench now.

I don't think I forgot anyone. But I might have forgotten underwear. Bye!

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

I say if you're going to take a chance on something, you just go full balls to the wall.

Don't compromise even if it hurts to be yourself.

We ain't got a lot, but we don't need anything. Covered in kisses, surrounded by love, showered with blessings from up above.

Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

Hate me if you want to, love me if you can.

I've been a lifetime Democrat, and I'm re-registering this year as an independent. It's strictly [because] my party, that I've been affiliated with all these years, doesn't stand for anything that I stand for anymore. They've lost any sensibility that they had, and they've allowed all the kooks in, so I'm going independent.

My mind is cautious but my heart is in a hurry.

I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.

I'd catch moonlight in a bottle, if we could drink a toast to happiness.

And yet this is farther than I've ever fell; You know me much too well. Funny it don't feel like we just met. It didn't take much time. Forever's more than crossed my mind, and we haven't even said 'I love you' yet.

You've got my heart in unfamiliar territory. It's never been out here on my sleeve. But here tonight with you it's quite a different story. You bring out a side of me no one has ever seen.

Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day son, a man had to answer for the wicked he done. Take all the rope in Texas, find a tall oak tree, round up all the bad boys, and hang them in the streets for all the people to see.

Here's the thing. Just because you're pro-troops doesn't mean you're pro-war. And just because you're anti-war doesn't mean you're anti-troops. Just because you don't support the war people think you are anti-troops and you are a bad guy.

Somebody said they seen her heading out of town, now she ran away with a rodeo clown.

A sucker punch came flying from somewhere in the back. As soon as we can see clearly with our big black eye, we're going to light up your world like the fourth of July.

I'd had my whole life to write my first album. I had my No. 1 and my third single out, and they go, 'Hey, guess what? We need to start recording the next one.' I'm like, 'Uh oh, I got to write another album. Well, how am I gonna write 'Should've Been a Cowboy' and 'Ain't Worth Missing' and all that again?' It took me forever to write the first one.

I will do my duty no matter what the price, I've counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice. Oh, and I don't want to die for you, but if dying is asked of me, I'll bear that cross of honor cause freedom don't come free.

I catch as much hell from the hard-core conservative people as I do the far left. The only difference is that the far right don't bring the hate to the table that the far left does. And that's my party. They just deal in so much hate. I mean the far left, not the Democrats, the far left really deal in hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

Justice is the one thing you should always find.

Writing is not work. In fact, theres nothing better. Writing is something that if the music business went completely away tomorrow - radio stations quit existing and music quit being popular and it was old hat - I would still write songs.

Why can't we us thoughts and prayers to protect the border? It's what we use to protect our schools.

She's unbelievable, she's rewriting the history books herself. I told her I'll have to hold up my end of the bargain and come home with some hardware too.

You can't put any more pressure than I put on myself, I promise you that. That's just the heart of a competitor.

Scott Hanson: "If it comes down to it, Brock. It's late in the fourth quarter, are you prepared to disappoint Taylor Swift?"
Brock Purdy: "Yes."