The best Quotes and Sayings (Page 287)

To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.

You talk in bragging terms about the size of your phallus
I believe that the inverse is true
I myself am ashamed that I have a larger phallus than you

Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.

Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.

You just can't beat the person who never gives up.

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit.

Those who want peace should prepare for war and be strong.

People can choose between the sweet lie or the bitter truth. I say the bitter truth, but many people don't want to hear it.

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen.

Young people need models, not critics.

Don't give up on your dreams, or your dreams will give up on you.

Never lie, never cheat, never steal.

If you stay in one place, you can only rap about one thing because that's all you know.

I look back with a mix of emotions: sadness for the people who are gone, nostalgia for times that have passed, but immense gratitude for the wonderful opportunities that came my way.

You write about what you know, and you write about what you want to know.

A good home must be made, not bought. In the end, it's not track lighting or a sun room that brings light into a kitchen.

The silence was part of the story I wanted to tell.

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.

There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

You can wake up every day and make today better than the last.

The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.

Honesty and loyalty are key. If two people can be honest with each other about everything, that's probably the biggest key to success.

I saw Islam as the correct way to live, and I chose to try to live that way.

You give loyalty, you'll get it back. You give love, you'll get it back.

I wanted to play baseball!

If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.

I rooted for the Dodgers when they were in Brooklyn.

I take things like honor and loyalty seriously. It's more important to me than any materialistic thing or any fame I could have.

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.

The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.

A person who deserves my loyalty receives it.

Just had off season drug testing. Told the guy: Did you see me move last year?? If I was on something I need to change the product ASAP!!!

[..] to an infamous story about a pubic hair in a coke can. Which is the most disgusting thing you could possibly discover in a coke can - other than Pepsi.

August of another summer, and once again I am drinking the sun and the lilies again are spread across the water.

Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.

You can know what's in your life when you know what's in your heart.

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice.

Love, friendship and respect do not unite people as much as a common hatred for something.