The best Quotes and Sayings (Page 2)

I always say, eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane.

I make a conscious effort every day to be someone that people like to work with.

My stepdad always told me that "good" is the enemy of "great" and I always feel like that's such an empowering thing because there's always room to get better.

You have to still be able to take criticism, but you have to take it from people who know you.

On the internet, you can be anything you want. Strange, how so many people decide to be stupid.

None of us should accept a future in which our daughters and granddaughters have fewer rights than we did.

Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full.
Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

"What do you think about Excel?"
"I hate it."
"Okay, experienced user, then."

"My word is full of little boxes!"
"That is Excel, boss."

Me: "Dear Word, I left some space on page 7 to fill it with an image now."
Word: "Seriously?! Here, I broke your document's format and put the image on page 21. Have fun!"

The secret to a beautiful and well structured Excel sheet is me never having touched it.

Me: "Excel - never again! There's nothing worse."
PowerPoint: "Hello there!"

One of my colleagues asked me to briefly explain Excel to her. I started laughing histerically while setting her computer on fire.

Tears are words that need to be written.

Anyone who has lost something they thought was theirs forever finally comes to realise that nothing really belongs to them.

Don't allow your mind to tell your heart what to do. The mind gives up easily.

Travel is never a matter of money but of courage.

I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it's like being a cavalry captain who can't ride a horse!

I just wanted to move a picture in Word to the left by one inch... suddenly, my text is gone, the picture's rotated, four new pages appear, the tectonic plates start shifting and earth leaves its orbit.

Once upon a time, Russians and Ukranians fought together hand in hand to stop the murderous regime of national socialist Germany.

The only characters I ever don't like are ones that leave no impression on me. And I don't write characters that leave no impression on me.

I always wanted to be a cowboy, and Jedi Knights are basically cowboys in space, right?

Hello June, good morning! The days get hotter, the nights get longer...

Our distinguished Congressional delegation came to Poland to send an unmistakable message to the world: that America stands firmly with our NATO allies in our support for Ukraine.

I am a Gemini. Which means that there's two very different sides of me.

Gemini hides a thousand feelings behind the happy smile.

Gemini can either be your biggest blessing or your worst nightmare.

Gemini - soft heart wrapped up in a tough shell.

How to spoil Gemini
- Share songs that remind you of them
- New things for fun every week
- Listen to their crazy stories
- Complement their intelligence
- Love them as they are
- Laugh at their sarcastic jokes

Tauruses are always calm and stable, even when they feel like kicking your butt.

It's harder to run a marathon than to keep a Gemini at home on a Friday night.

Gemini won't be your fake friends. If they don't like you, you'll know.

Everything you know about Taurus is what they want you to know.

If a Taurus promises to build a house some time in the future, you can safely start ordering furniture.

Taurus remembers everything you do and don't do.

Don't tell Gemini to shut up. They will end up talking more.

Little things that melt every Taurus' heart:
- Lyrics from their favourite songs
- Old couples holding hands
- Getting help without asking for it
- A hug from the back
- Someone ordering them exactly what they want
- Appreciation for their efforts

Two things Taurus want:
Be successful + not leaving bed

If you are friends with Gemini, be you, the authentic you. They have enough personalities to deal with themselves.

You may think Gemini don't listen to you, but they remember everything you tell them.

Taurus will say it to your face, not behind your back.

You may never know what's going on with a Taurus because they don't share their downfalls or true feelings with just anyone.

Family is always the first priority to those bearing the Taurus sign.

The struggles of Gemini:
Figure out their true personality
Stay focused and consistent
Overthink at 3 am
Deal with mood swings
Keep boredom out of their lives

A Gemini can miss you and hate you at the same time.

This is the first time a president attended this dinner in six years. It's understandable. We had a horrible plague followed by two years of Covid.

I'm not worried about the midterms. We may end up with more partisan gridlock, but I'm confident we can work it out during my remaining six years in the presidency.

My little brother proudly told me today that, from now on, they will be allowed to use a calculator in maths-class: "Everything's gonna be much easier!"
I'm laughing.
The calculator's laughing.
X and Y are laughing.

I wonder how many people I've looked at all my life and never seen.

Current health status for the ones wondering: pissed off. Second time in 4 months they kill me.