When I see Americans and they don't think my content is funny, I think, "I don't find your continent funny."TommyInnit
In all honesty, I think I would be a pretty bad shark.TommyInnit
If there's one thing I love more than women, it's igloos... that's the truth.TommyInnit
Aliens are not real. But bald people are.TommyInnit
How do I get my friend a divorce without him knowing?TommyInnit
I could give you advice about women. They're not worth it.TommyInnit
We have to WAP - worship and pray.TommyInnit
Most people, when they watch my videos, find me really annoying.TommyInnit
Have a carrot, please, calm yourself.TommyInnit
Only people with parents that make over 200k a year know what a sausage fattener is.TommyInnit
I'm 74 and I don't have enough time left to waste it, waiting in waiting in front of a charging station.CarsWalter Röhrl
Never does hate get stopped through hate. Hate is stopped through love.Buddha
I want to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer, 'cause you guys paid for all this.AmazonJeff Bezos, July 2021, about the first manned Blue Origin flight to space
We all want normality back, but we don't get normality back by ourselves - we only get it as a community and that's why we need to get more people vaccinated. Every vaccination is a small step towards normality for everyone.Coronavirus, VaccinesAngela Merkel, July 2021
Not a lot of people think that we could've won. In fact, about 40 percent of the people still don't think we won. You understand that, Mr. President?Tampa Bay BuccaneersTom Brady, July 2021, Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the White House
The sun watches what I do, but the moon knows all my secrets.MoonUnknown
Reusable space vehicles are the only way to build a road to space. And we need to build a road to space so that our children can build the future.Space Travel, SpaceJeff Bezos, July 2021, about the first manned Blue Origin flight to space
Everybody who's been to space says it changes them in some way, and I'm just really excited to figure out how it's gonna change me.SpaceJeff Bezos, July 2021, about the first manned Blue Origin flight to space
I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.Fate & DestinyStephen Hawking
It's never too late - never too late to start over, never too late to be happy.Motivation, Positive QuotesJane Fonda
You don't learn from successes; you don't learn from awards; you don't learn from celebrity; you only learn from wounds and scars and mistakes and failures.Experience, Failures & MistakesJane Fonda
Whenever I'm feeling down, I remind myself that my flaws make me perfect, because in reality there is no perfect.PerfectionAva Max
Love and hate are two of the strongest emotions we feel in relationships.Ava Max
If I can make someone's day brighter, happier, better, that makes me happier.Ava Max
I didn't celebrate on the penalty because I didn't realise we had won.Soccer European Championships 2020Gianluigi Donnarumma, July 2021, after EURO finals
I am very happy to be part of this great club. I feel ready for a new challenge and to further grow here. I want to win everything with PSG.Paris Saint-GermainGianluigi Donnarumma, July 2021
My first good memory is the first day I played as a goalkeeper. My uncle would shoot and I would dive at the footballs. I was never afraid. Maybe that's why I chose goalkeeping.Gianluigi Donnarumma
I've also always thought that one never stops learning. Even after five years, 10 years, 20 years, I've never stopped learning.Gianluigi Donnarumma
The goalkeeper must be heard and command the defence for them to feel safe with me.Gianluigi Donnarumma
One year with me and you learned how to win titles.Zlatan Ibrahimović, July 2021, about Gianluigi Donnarumma winning EURO
I keep my cool, this has always been a strength of mine.Gianluigi Donnarumma
Whenever I go outside, i'm just amazed by how good the graphics are, like, damn..
God rlly popped off!
Let people wear what they want!
Date who they want!
Do what they want!
As long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, mind ya damn business!
My penalty was not good enough, it should have gone in. But I will never apologise for who I am and where I came from.Soccer European Championships 2020Marcus Rashford, July 2021, after EURO finals
I steal all of my best tweets from my brain.
It's my greatest secret and I'm taking it to the grave with me.
Sleep schedule or wow?
I made an executive decision as CEO of scarra LLC to go take a nap.Scarra
I swear to God when I say the words "there's no way..."
It always happens.
This England team deserve to be lauded as heroes, not racially abused on social media.Soccer European Championships 2020Boris Johnson, July 2021, after EURO finals
Losing hurts me... it's something I still haven't learned to live with. Yesterday when I lost, I went to give a hug to the biggest and best in history. My friend and brother Messi.Neymar, July 2021, after Copa América finals
It was an incredible Cup! We know that we can still improve many things. But I couldn't be more proud to be captain of this spectacular team.ArgentiniaLionel Messi, July 2021, after Copa América finals
In Italy, you know you've found a truly authentic restaurant when they don't have an English menu. In India, it's when there are no utensils and you must eat with your hands.Italy, IndiaAziz Ansari
The Azzurri, led by coach Roberto Mancini, played together with great team spirit and personality. After 50 years, the trophy returns to Italy.Italy, Soccer European Championships 2020, 2021Mario Draghi, July 2021, after EURO finals
They thought the trophy would stay in London, now it's going to Rome. Italy has schooled again.Italy, Soccer European Championships 2020Leonardo Bonucci, July 2021, after EURO finals
More pasta! We need to eat more pasta! It's coming to Rome!Soccer European Championships 2020Leonardo Bonucci, July 2021, after EURO finals
The devastation of getting so close and not being able to give our country the trophy that we wanted to is difficult to put into context. The penalty takers are my call. None of them are on their own. We win and lose as a team.Soccer European Championships 2020Gareth Southgate (as national coach of England), July 2021, after EURO finals