I have a relaxed view on fascism. I regard it as a part of our national history.Giorgia Melonis, December 2006
There are only three alternatives for me; to be arrested, to be killed, or to be victorious. And I tell those scumbags: I will never go to jail!Jair Bolsonaro
The question whether to carry out the Championships in Qatar should have been answered way earlier - with "no"!FIFA World Cup 2022Hansi Flick, September 2022
The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.
When I was a kid, I thought I could eat pizza every day when I'm an adult.
Now I know: I was right.
I find it necessary to support the proposal of the Defence Ministry on partial mobilisation in the Russian Federation to defend our Motherland, and to ensure the safety of our people.2022, Russia-Ukraine WarVladimir Putin, September 2022
Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna f-ck in the first place?AbortionGeorge Carlin
"Huh? What's the dead granny doing there?!"
Guy from London was standing in line to buy the new iPhone.
Make it a September to remember!SeptemberUnknown
Autmn is spring time in reverse.Autumn & FallUnknown
Just take people between 30 and 40 and play: Shaggy, Christina Aguilera, Backstreet Boys, Outkast and Spice Girls. Bam, they're all 16 again!90sUnknown
Remember those teachers from the 90s who told you that you wouldn't always have a calculator in your pocket in the future? I'd love to smack my smartphone into his face today!Mathematics, 90s, SmartphonesUnknown
Just burnt 2000 calories.
That's the last time I will bake pizza while I sleep.
Two american jewish men send their sons to Jerusalem to learn about their culture. A year later they are having a chat:
Man 1: "I am so disappointed in my son. Once he returned, he claimed to have become christian."
Man 2: "My son as well, this is a tragedy! We should go see our Rabbi, maybe he can guide us."
Rabbi: "Unfortunately, I'm in the same boat as you two. I sent my son to Jerusalem a few years ago and he also became christian. Only God can help us now, we should pray to him."
God: "You guys won't believe, but 2000 years ago I too sent my son to Jerusalem..."
How do you get $1000 in cryptocurrency?
What's the difference between Jesus' crucifixion and a cow?
You cant milk a cow for 2000 years.
He's losing to such an idiot like me, you know. It must be embarrassing for the world champion to lose to me. I feel bad for him.Hans Niemann, September 2022, about beating Magnus Carlsen
The greatest pleasure in life is doing something people say you cannot do.Hans Niemann
I will be declining all interviews today, the chess will speak for itself.Hans Niemann, August 2022
I've withdrawn from the tournament. I've always enjoyed playing in the Saint Louis Chess Club, and hope to be back in the future. If I speak I am in big trouble.Magnus Carlsen, September 2022
If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.HölleUnknown
It's the 2000s. You're bedazzling a pair of jeans in your room that's covered in Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears posters. Life is good.2000er JahreUnknown
To me, Charles already is the worst king we've had in decades.Death of Queen Elizabeth IIUnknown
Wellington Mara always said: "Once a Giant, always a Giant." For me, it's only a Giant.New York GiantsEli Manning, January 2020
Tom Brady is a great quarterback, he's a great player, and what you've seen with him is he's gotten better every year.Eli Manning
My favorite football memory isn't beating Florida or winning the bowl game. My favorite memories are of playing football with my brothers and my dad in the front yard when I was younger.American FootballEli Manning
With the game on the line. I want the ball in my hands.Eli Manning
I'm retiring as a football player from the University of Tennessee who played for the Colts and the Broncos and was very lucky to have played for all of them.Denver Broncos, Indianapolis ColtsPeyton Manning
There are other players who were more talented, but there is no one who could out-prepare me.Peyton Manning
I've been a Colt for almost all of my adult life, but I guess in life, and in sports, we all know nothing lasts forever. Times change, circumstances change, and that's the reality of playing in the NFL.Indianapolis ColtsPeyton Manning
If you work hard and you play well, all of those critics will quiet themselves pretty quickly.Peyton Manning
The most valuable player is the one who makes the most players valuable.American FootballPeyton Manning
I'm not 23 anymore. But the defensive ends and linebackers chasing me are. If I had to choose between youth and experience, I'd take experience every time.Peyton Manning
I think I could describe the perfect quarterback. Take a little piece of everybody. Take John Elway's arm, Dan Marino's release, maybe Troy Aikman's drop-back, Brett Favre's scrambling ability, Joe Montana's two-minute poise, and, naturally, my speed.Peyton Manning
I was never on a mission to be an NFL quarterback. I wanted to be a good high school player, and I worked hard at that. That made me good enough to play in college and then I wanted to be a good college quarterback. During college, I played well enough to make it into the NFL. I never took it for granted and really wanted to play hard at each level and I have always had a lot of fun doing what I wanted to do.Peyton Manning
I think if you stand still you will be forgotten and I am not here to be forgotten.Yungblud
I'm a total nutcase; A lot of people don't understand me.Yungblud
Whenever I've felt angry about something or lost, music has always been the answer.Yungblud
I'm truly saddened by the death of Her Majesty, The Queen. What an outpouring of love and respect we saw for the Platinum Jubilee for her life of service. How devastated we all feel today shows what she has meant to people in this country and around the world.Death of Queen Elizabeth IIDavid Beckham, September 2022
I met Queen Elizebeth in 2009. As she approached me, all I could think of was WTH?? I'm an American kid from the projects and I'm in the company of the Queen of England. I was in awe. Rest In Peace. God Save the King.Death of Queen Elizabeth IIWhoopi Goldberg, September 2022
After death of Queen Elizabeth: Charles announced to become new Queen of England.Death of Queen Elizabeth IIUnknown
To you, she was your Queen.
To us, she was The Queen.
She will be with all of us forever.
God bless Queen Elizabeth II.
May she rest in peace.
Long live The King.
You need to learn to stand up for yourself... and sometimes, pardon my language, kick some ass.Queen Elizabeth II
Queen Elizabeth II helped mending the wounds caused by World War II. Britain offered Germany the hand of conciliation. And the hand of conciliation was the hand of the Queen.Death of Queen Elizabeth IIFrank-Walter Steinmeier, September 2022
Queen Elizabeth II was the rock on which modern Britain was built. Our country has grown and flourished under her reign. In the difficult days ahead, we will come together with our friends across the United Kingdom to celebrate her extraordinary lifetime of service.England & Great Britain, Death of Queen Elizabeth IILiz Truss, September 2022
Most British people have never known another monarch, so she's been a thread winding through all our lives. She did her duty by the country right up until her dying hours, and became an enduring, positive symbol of Britain all over the world. She's earned her rest.Death of Queen Elizabeth IIJoanne K. Rowling, September 2022