The best Quotes and Sayings (Page 2)

When I see Americans and they don't think my content is funny, I think, "I don't find your continent funny."

In all honesty, I think I would be a pretty bad shark.

If there's one thing I love more than women, it's igloos... that's the truth.

Aliens are not real. But bald people are.

How do I get my friend a divorce without him knowing?

I could give you advice about women. They're not worth it.

We have to WAP - worship and pray.

Most people, when they watch my videos, find me really annoying.

Have a carrot, please, calm yourself.

Only people with parents that make over 200k a year know what a sausage fattener is.

I'm 74 and I don't have enough time left to waste it, waiting in waiting in front of a charging station.

Never does hate get stopped through hate. Hate is stopped through love.

I want to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer, 'cause you guys paid for all this.

We all want normality back, but we don't get normality back by ourselves - we only get it as a community and that's why we need to get more people vaccinated. Every vaccination is a small step towards normality for everyone.

Not a lot of people think that we could've won. In fact, about 40 percent of the people still don't think we won. You understand that, Mr. President?

The sun watches what I do, but the moon knows all my secrets.

Reusable space vehicles are the only way to build a road to space. And we need to build a road to space so that our children can build the future.

Everybody who's been to space says it changes them in some way, and I'm just really excited to figure out how it's gonna change me.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

It's never too late - never too late to start over, never too late to be happy.

You don't learn from successes; you don't learn from awards; you don't learn from celebrity; you only learn from wounds and scars and mistakes and failures.

One part of wisdom is knowing what you don't need anymore and letting it go.

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed.

We're not meant to be perfect. It took me a long time to learn that.

Whenever I'm feeling down, I remind myself that my flaws make me perfect, because in reality there is no perfect.

Love and hate are two of the strongest emotions we feel in relationships.

If I can make someone's day brighter, happier, better, that makes me happier.

I didn't celebrate on the penalty because I didn't realise we had won.

I am very happy to be part of this great club. I feel ready for a new challenge and to further grow here. I want to win everything with PSG.

My first good memory is the first day I played as a goalkeeper. My uncle would shoot and I would dive at the footballs. I was never afraid. Maybe that's why I chose goalkeeping.

I've also always thought that one never stops learning. Even after five years, 10 years, 20 years, I've never stopped learning.

The goalkeeper must be heard and command the defence for them to feel safe with me.

One year with me and you learned how to win titles.

I keep my cool, this has always been a strength of mine.

Whenever I go outside, i'm just amazed by how good the graphics are, like, damn..
God rlly popped off!

Let people wear what they want!
Date who they want!
Do what they want!

As long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, mind ya damn business!

My penalty was not good enough, it should have gone in. But I will never apologise for who I am and where I came from.

Everytime someone says 2020 can't get worse the entire universe responds with "Bet".

I steal all of my best tweets from my brain.
It's my greatest secret and I'm taking it to the grave with me.

Sleep schedule or wow?

Pick one!

I made an executive decision as CEO of scarra LLC to go take a nap.

I swear to God when I say the words "there's no way..."
It always happens.

This England team deserve to be lauded as heroes, not racially abused on social media.

Losing hurts me... it's something I still haven't learned to live with. Yesterday when I lost, I went to give a hug to the biggest and best in history. My friend and brother Messi.

It was an incredible Cup! We know that we can still improve many things. But I couldn't be more proud to be captain of this spectacular team.

In Italy, you know you've found a truly authentic restaurant when they don't have an English menu. In India, it's when there are no utensils and you must eat with your hands.

The Azzurri, led by coach Roberto Mancini, played together with great team spirit and personality. After 50 years, the trophy returns to Italy.

They thought the trophy would stay in London, now it's going to Rome. Italy has schooled again.

More pasta! We need to eat more pasta! It's coming to Rome!

The devastation of getting so close and not being able to give our country the trophy that we wanted to is difficult to put into context. The penalty takers are my call. None of them are on their own. We win and lose as a team.