The best Quotes and Sayings (Page 2)

I have a relaxed view on fascism. I regard it as a part of our national history.

There are only three alternatives for me; to be arrested, to be killed, or to be victorious. And I tell those scumbags: I will never go to jail!

The question whether to carry out the Championships in Qatar should have been answered way earlier - with "no"!

The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.

When I was a kid, I thought I could eat pizza every day when I'm an adult.
Now I know: I was right.

I find it necessary to support the proposal of the Defence Ministry on partial mobilisation in the Russian Federation to defend our Motherland, and to ensure the safety of our people.

Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna f-ck in the first place?

"Huh? What's the dead granny doing there?!"
Guy from London was standing in line to buy the new iPhone.

Make it a September to remember!

Autmn is spring time in reverse.

Just take people between 30 and 40 and play: Shaggy, Christina Aguilera, Backstreet Boys, Outkast and Spice Girls. Bam, they're all 16 again!

Remember those teachers from the 90s who told you that you wouldn't always have a calculator in your pocket in the future? I'd love to smack my smartphone into his face today!

Just burnt 2000 calories.
That's the last time I will bake pizza while I sleep.

Two american jewish men send their sons to Jerusalem to learn about their culture. A year later they are having a chat:

Man 1: "I am so disappointed in my son. Once he returned, he claimed to have become christian."
Man 2: "My son as well, this is a tragedy! We should go see our Rabbi, maybe he can guide us."
Rabbi: "Unfortunately, I'm in the same boat as you two. I sent my son to Jerusalem a few years ago and he also became christian. Only God can help us now, we should pray to him."
God: "You guys won't believe, but 2000 years ago I too sent my son to Jerusalem..."

How do you get $1000 in cryptocurrency?
Invest $2000.

What's the difference between Jesus' crucifixion and a cow?
You cant milk a cow for 2000 years.

He's losing to such an idiot like me, you know. It must be embarrassing for the world champion to lose to me. I feel bad for him.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing something people say you cannot do.

I will be declining all interviews today, the chess will speak for itself.

I've withdrawn from the tournament. I've always enjoyed playing in the Saint Louis Chess Club, and hope to be back in the future. If I speak I am in big trouble.

If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.

It's the 2000s. You're bedazzling a pair of jeans in your room that's covered in Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears posters. Life is good.

To me, Charles already is the worst king we've had in decades.

Wellington Mara always said: "Once a Giant, always a Giant." For me, it's only a Giant.

In New York, they like winners. They don't like second place.

Tom Brady is a great quarterback, he's a great player, and what you've seen with him is he's gotten better every year.

My favorite football memory isn't beating Florida or winning the bowl game. My favorite memories are of playing football with my brothers and my dad in the front yard when I was younger.

With the game on the line. I want the ball in my hands.

I'm retiring as a football player from the University of Tennessee who played for the Colts and the Broncos and was very lucky to have played for all of them.

There are other players who were more talented, but there is no one who could out-prepare me.

I've been a Colt for almost all of my adult life, but I guess in life, and in sports, we all know nothing lasts forever. Times change, circumstances change, and that's the reality of playing in the NFL.

If you work hard and you play well, all of those critics will quiet themselves pretty quickly.

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and 5 minutes to ruin it.

The most valuable player is the one who makes the most players valuable.

I'm not 23 anymore. But the defensive ends and linebackers chasing me are. If I had to choose between youth and experience, I'd take experience every time.

I think I could describe the perfect quarterback. Take a little piece of everybody. Take John Elway's arm, Dan Marino's release, maybe Troy Aikman's drop-back, Brett Favre's scrambling ability, Joe Montana's two-minute poise, and, naturally, my speed.

I was never on a mission to be an NFL quarterback. I wanted to be a good high school player, and I worked hard at that. That made me good enough to play in college and then I wanted to be a good college quarterback. During college, I played well enough to make it into the NFL. I never took it for granted and really wanted to play hard at each level and I have always had a lot of fun doing what I wanted to do.

I think if you stand still you will be forgotten and I am not here to be forgotten.

I'm a total nutcase; A lot of people don't understand me.

Whenever I've felt angry about something or lost, music has always been the answer.

I'm truly saddened by the death of Her Majesty, The Queen. What an outpouring of love and respect we saw for the Platinum Jubilee for her life of service. How devastated we all feel today shows what she has meant to people in this country and around the world.

I met Queen Elizebeth in 2009. As she approached me, all I could think of was WTH?? I'm an American kid from the projects and I'm in the company of the Queen of England. I was in awe. Rest In Peace. God Save the King.

After death of Queen Elizabeth: Charles announced to become new Queen of England.

To you, she was your Queen.
To us, she was The Queen.
She will be with all of us forever.

God bless Queen Elizabeth II.
May she rest in peace.
Long live The King.

You need to learn to stand up for yourself... and sometimes, pardon my language, kick some ass.

Queen Elizabeth II helped mending the wounds caused by World War II. Britain offered Germany the hand of conciliation. And the hand of conciliation was the hand of the Queen.

Queen Elizabeth II was the rock on which modern Britain was built. Our country has grown and flourished under her reign. In the difficult days ahead, we will come together with our friends across the United Kingdom to celebrate her extraordinary lifetime of service.

Most British people have never known another monarch, so she's been a thread winding through all our lives. She did her duty by the country right up until her dying hours, and became an enduring, positive symbol of Britain all over the world. She's earned her rest.

I know her loss will be deeply felt throughout the country.