The best Quotes and Sayings (Page 126)

What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Los Angeles Chargers!

What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Arizona Cardinals!

What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Pittsburgh Steelers!

What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Los Angeles Rams!

What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Dallas Cowboys!

What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Kansas City Chiefs!

What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Baltimore Ravens!

What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The San Francisco 49ers!

What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Philadelphia Eagles!

What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The New England Patriots!

What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers!

Which Football team is the best and why is it the Los Angeles Rams?

I make the most money, I think, in Russia and Paris, for the people of those countries are so willing to be amused, so eager to see something new and out of the ordinary.

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it.

We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit.

But it must not be thought that I say this out of personal experience: for in the many years that I have been before the public my secret methods have been steadily shielded by the strict integrity of my assistants, most of whom have been with me for years.

Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol.

But then, so far as I know, I am the only performer who ever pledged his assistants to secrecy, honor and allegiance under a notarial oath.

Education has failed in a very serious way to convey the most important lesson science can teach: skepticism.

The human brain now holds the key to our future. We have to recall the image of the planet from outer space: a single entity in which air, water, and continents are interconnected. That is our home.

As a kid, I loved Paula Poundstone and Richard Pryor. But my mother was a huge influence on my comedy.

To win you have to score one more goal than your opponent.

I think that in a year I may retire. I cannot take my money with me when I die and I wish to enjoy it, with my family, while I live. I should prefer living in Germany to any other country, though I am an American, and am loyal to my country.

My career has always kind of moved forward and upward. I've never had anything kind of stall out or go in the opposite direction. I've always kind of been moving in the right direction.

Comedy was a secret want, but it wasn't anything I pursued.

Sometimes I know a film might not pull the audience to the theatres and have a great collection at the box office. But I need to do these films for creative satisfaction and give something different to the audience.

Every disadvantage has its advantage.

In the environmental movement, every time you lose a battle it's for good, but our victories always seem to be temporary and we keep fighting them over and over again.

We must reinvent a future free of blinders so that we can choose from real options.

I didn't like to stop playing for a second to bother with eating or going to the bathroom. I was a really skinny kid, and I remember my mother always telling people, 'I don't know how she's alive. I think she gets all of her nutrients from air pollution.'

The effort always remains that my new film outdoes my last in terms of performance and gets better box office success. Box office is the sole reason why I do films.

I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet.

The most important part are the fans, that people going home are happy. It's their time off, and you should give them something to enjoy.

It's the story of an American who wants to become a dictator and goes to Europe with a sidekick to interview various Fascists to find out how the Nazis and Mussolini got into power.

I think if there's a great depression there might be some hope.

And the Blue Angels are coming back to scare the local population. I remember seeing old Vietnamese women ducking under the benches in Washington Square; they thought they were back in the war.

I am tired of kissing on screen. I have to do it because it is synonymous with me. Also, the producers and directors want to add that element. I don't give it too much importance.

As an actor, I was not accepted for the longest time. But it did not deter me, as the audience had accepted me. I never compared myself with any other actors. I never had any game plan and took whatever came my way.

My films have a bold interpretation. They are unapologetic about showing intimacy. Going by the number of people who come to watch my films, this is what our target audience yearns for.

Coincidence is logical.

I'm reading a book about Romaine Brooks, a wonderful painter from early in the last century.

Don't patronize the chain bookstores. Every time I see some author scheduled to read and sign his books at a chain bookstore, I feel like telling him he's stabbing the independent bookstores in the back.

The fury of the virus illustrates the folly of war. That is why today, I am calling for an immediate global ceasefire in all corners of the world. It is time to put armed conflict on lockdown and focus together on the true fight of our lives.

Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.

I love to sing. It's the easiest thing for me to do.

Each individual has got to look themselves in the mirror and try and see what they can do better. Period. Point blank.

I'd like to work on putting art programs back in schools.

There are a lot of people I would have liked to have collaborated with, and would still like to.

Academic success depends on research and publications.

It's sad when girls think they don't have anything going on except being pretty.