Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?Jay Leno
It was so cold, Taylor Swift built a snowman - then dumped him and wrote a song about it.Jay Leno
Elon was smart, when he started, he knew this idea would work so he built charging stations. He was building the infrastructure as he was building the vehicle.TeslaJay Leno
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"McDonald'sJay Leno
While accelerating, the tears of joy have to horizontally run towards your ears.Cars, RacingWalter Röhrl
Dairy Queen is selling something called the Cheesecake Blizzard. It's a pound of ice cream with chunks of cheesecake in it. We have now reached the point where cheesecake is merely an ingredient.Jay Leno
Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.Being Silent, Cars, Macho-JokesCharles Aznavour
If one does not often make mistakes, then one has not challenged oneself enough.MotivationFerry Porsche
The perfect race car crosses the finish line first and then crumbles into its individual parts.RacingFerry Porsche
The last car that will be built will be a sports car.Ferry Porsche
Knowledge means to know yourself, heart and soul.
If you have failed to understand yourself,
Then all of your reading has missed its call.
I am the drop that contains the ocean.Yunus Emre
Whatever separates you from the Truth, throw it away, it will vanish anyhow.Yunus Emre
Don't let me wander from Your love,
Don't let me leave Your door,
And if I lose myself,
Let me find myself with You.
I am very excited, we got very good and young players in Germany. We can be very optimistic about the coming tournaments, like the EURO 2024.German Football Team, Soccer European Championships 2024Hansi Flick, Mai 2021, about becoming Coach of the German team
It is time to stop the anarchy on the Internet. We cannot allow this great technological achievement of man to be turned into an information garbage heap.InternetAlexander Lukashenko
I think that it is better to be a dictator - than to be gay.Alexander Lukashenko, März 2012
If someone is a lesbian, it's man's fault.Alexander Lukashenko
The Belarusian language is a poor language. There are only two great languages in the world. Russian and English.Russia, BelarusAlexander Lukashenko
We are a peace-loving people.Alexander Lukashenko
If the Europeans don't want North Korea in the centre of Europe, if they don't want aeroplanes with passengers to be shot down, they should react. It's no longer a matter of Belarusian domestic policy, it is an issue of European security now.BelarusFranak Viačorka, May 2021
A thug only understands you when you speak his language.Alexander Lukashenko
The Corona pandemic clearly shows us which people we choose, when we're forced to limit ourselves.Corona-JokesUnknown
If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number then that means you don't know me well eniugh to have a problem with me.Christian Bale
I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.Robert Downey, Jr.
Life is just so painful and messy and hard and worth it and all that stuff.Robert Downey, Jr.
I've noticed that worrying is like praying for what you don't want to happen.WorriesRobert Downey, Jr.
I think that we all do heroic things, but hero is not a noun, it's a verb.Robert Downey, Jr.
Fan: "How did you do in school?"
Alaba: "Well, let's put it this way: Thank God I'm a good footballer."
What counts is the next season. Past results don't matter.David Alaba
Messi is not human with the ball.David Alaba
Coffee is to wake up, coffee is to work with, coffee is to live with, coffee is life.CoffeeJim Parsons
Well, I'm a big believer in "never say never".Jim Parsons
I think in any form of acting, you're always well served if you've done theater.Jim Parsons
I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia, you are not scared, you are an asshole!Homosexuality & LGBTQMorgan Freeman
There is probably no heaven, and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe, and for that, I am extremely grateful.Stephen Hawking, August 2011
Philosophy is dead. Scientists have become the bearers of the torch of discovery in our quest for knowledge.Philosophy, ScienceStephen Hawking, May 2011
We are concerned about rapidly increasing use of fossil fuels for Bitcoin mining and transactions, especially coal, which has the worst emissions of any fuel.Tesla, BitcoinElon Musk, May 2021
There's no one who, at some point, hasn't had the feeling their life is on the rails and they can't do anything about it.LifeDove Cameron
If you feel you need to change who you are, you're with the wrong people. Surround yourself with people who see you for you.CharacterDove Cameron
The less seriously you take your life the happier you will be.Dove Cameron, Januar 2017