Our people want change. They want the candidate of the SPD to be the next German chancellor.SPD, Bundestagswahl 2021Olaf Scholz, September 2021
We can already say - we're not happy with the outcome of the election.CDU/CSU, Bundestagswahl 2021Armin Laschet, September 2021
Can't we just skip Thursday and jump right into the weekend?ThursdayUnknown
Wednesday feels like the third Monday of the week.WednesdayUnknown
It's Tuesday. We're one step closer to the weekend. So - enjoy your day!TuesdayUnknown
Too early. Too tired. And only Tuesday yet!TuesdayUnknown
Why do all people hate Mondays? Tuesdays are just as bad?!TuesdayUnknown
After Tuesday, even the week goes W-T-F.TuesdayUnknown
We have put in great forests of beautiful wind turbines on the drowned prairies of Doggerland beneath the North Sea. In fact we produce so much offshore wind that I am thinking of changing my name to Boreas Johnson in honor of the North Wind.Boris Johnson, September 2021
I can't say we had a good start with Mr. Biden.Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, September 2021
By mentioning "quickie" it implies that if you have a quickie you're more likely to die than having a longie. Which just goes to show how serious premature ejaculation is.Tom Cashman
That's what every quarterback wants. Just go out and play and not have to look over your shoulder.American Football & Super BowlKurt Warner
The road to our dreams has many detours.Kurt Warner
I wish I could say someone taught me my mental toughness, it would have been a lot less painful.StrengthKurt Warner
Was auch immer auf dem Football Feld passiert, ändert nichts daran, was für ein Mensch ich bin.Kurt Warner
I am where I am because I believed and I never gave up.Kurt Warner
It's much easier when your team's winning. When your team starts to lose, that's where a lot of these quarterback controversies divide a locker room.American Football & Super BowlKurt Warner
You can take off a football jersey, but you can never take off your faith. That goes with you everywhere.Kurt Warner
On the football field I keep my emotions tied up inside. But when I'm with family, I let them out.Kurt Warner
When you speak and represent the person of Jesus Christ in all actions of your life, people are drawn to that. You set the standard with your actions. The words can come after.Kurt Warner
This just in, you are looking at, obviously, a very disturbing live shot there. That is the World Trade Center, and we have unconfirmed reports this morning that a plane has crashed into one of the towers.2001, September 11thCarol Lin, September 2001
As the 20th anniversary of 9/11 approaches, the American people deserve to have a fuller picture of what their government knows about those attacks.September 11th, 2021Joe Biden, September 2021
In my earpiece, my executive producer told me, "We have a report of a plane going into the World Trade Center. Get to the main anchor set. We're going into rolling coverage." That means you drop the scripts, the teleprompter goes blank, and you go into indefinite live coverage. On the preview monitor, there was the North Tower of the World Trade Center with a big gaping, smoking hole in it. I thought this had to be an accident. But how is it an accident when you have a large passenger jet crash into the World Trade Center on a beautiful, crystal-clear fall day in New York? It seemed inconceivable. It wasn't until the second plane hit that we knew we were in the midst of a terror strike on the United States.September 11thCarol Lin, September 2021
Be your own source of strength and comfort. Believe that you are in love, happy, and fulfilled because you started by feeling that way about yourself, alone. Then the power of being together is amplified and you will experience the kind of joy that you can't begin to imagine. It starts within you and no one else.Carol Lin
If Barcelona was a German club, they'd be a case for a liquidator.FC BarcelonaUli Hoeneß, September 2021
My return to Old Trafford was just a brief reminder of why this stadium is known as the Theater of Dreams.Manchester UnitedCristiano Ronaldo, September 2021
Why hundred? If I were wrong, one would have been enough.Albert Einstein, response to the book "Hundred Authors Against Einstein"
My first Cup, my first call to the Portuguese National team, my first Champions League, my first Golden Boot and my first Ballon d'Or, they were all born from this special connection between me and the Red Devils. History has been written in the past and history will be written once again! You have my word!Manchester UnitedCristiano Ronaldo, August 2021, about returning to Manchester United
There has been a lot of expectation on Manchester City and with the spending they have done they have to win something. Sometimes you have a noisy neighbour and have to live with it.Manchester City F.C.Alex Ferguson, April 2020
Only true champions come out and show their worth after defeat - and I expect us to do that.Alex Ferguson, January 2007, after being defeated by Arsenal
If I have my health I can carry on. There will be a point when I do quit but I have absolutely no idea when that is.Alex Ferguson
If he was an inch taller he'd be the best centre half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in - I'd check the milkman.Alex Ferguson, on Gary Neville
I love Manchester United. It's great there, they support me a lot. I'm very good here at Madrid, but in the future, nobody knows. Let's see what's gonna happen.Manchester UnitedCristiano Ronaldo, November 2015
At the end of this game, the European Cup will be only six feet away from you, and you'll not even able to touch it if we lose. And for many of you, that will be the closest you will ever get. Don't you dare come back in here without giving your all.Manchester UnitedAlex Ferguson, May 1999, Half-time speech during Champions League finals
As long as there are games to play it is not over.Alex Ferguson
I think you have a duty and a responsibility to entertain. We have to always remember that there's a public to be entertained.Alex Ferguson
I've never played for a draw in my life.Alex Ferguson
It is rarer to find a really happy person in a circle of millionaires than among homeless people.Happiness, Wealth & Richness, MillionairesUnknown
Why didn't Noah get rid of the two mosquitos?MosquitoesUnknown
Why can't mosquitos suck fat instead of blood?MosquitoesUnknown
If you hate me so much, why are you watching my stream for 5 hours straight?Pokimane, August 2021
Thank you for supporting me to the point where I consider anything more than that unnecessary. To anyone that was more generous- please support growing channels, charities, and treat yourselves.Pokimane, November 2020, about $5 donation cap
How many slams in an old screen door?
Depends how loud you shut it.
How many slices in a bread?
Depends how thin you cut it.
How much good inside a day?
Depends how good you live 'em.
How much love inside a friend?
Depends how much you give 'em.
George: "Are you sure this is the right direction?"
Dream: "Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest."
Sapnap: "In that case, we're definitely lost."
Sapnap: "I actually failed my first test."
Sapnap: "What do you mean how? I put the wrong answers - that's how."
I don't know if he's the same anymore.
I don't know if he's my dream anymore.
If you call me Snapmap again, we're gonna have issues!Sapnap