Quotes

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

Man produces evil as a bee produces honey.

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men; they are far superior and always have been.

True courage is being afraid, and going ahead and doing your job anyhow, that's what courage is.

Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.

I demolish my bridges behind me - then there is no choice but forward.

It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance!

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

I can think of nothing more American than to peacefully stand up or take a knee for your rights - anytime, anywhere, anyplace.

I think competition always produces better results than a monopoly.

I think for some, the very wealthiest among us, for corporations, taxes are too low.

In the age of Trump, we need to be aware of emotional rhetoric and its power regardless of whether or not it's based in fact.

There is no excuse for making disrespectful and demeaning comments about women.

I believe in living today. Not in yesterday, nor in tomorrow.

I think making mistakes is as inevitable as receiving disappointments.

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you.

There is no personal achievement in being born beautiful.

A charming woman... doesn't follow the crowd. She is herself.

The first time I tried that when I was a teenager, I broke me wrist. Yeah, nah, having a broken wrist when you're a horny teenager is fucking devastating.

It's very important to surround yourself with people you can learn from.

Being a strong woman is very important to me. But doing it all on my own is not.

All the money in the world can't buy you back good health.

Be different, stand out, and work your butt off!

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance.

The Real Madrid shirt is white. It can stain of mud, sweat and even of blood, but never of shame.

Real Madrid is a legendary team that stands above all the others and is the target of all the players.

Playing for Real Madrid is like touching the sky, Real Madrid has always been my first choice as a team and Madrid has always been my favourite as a city.

When you put on this shirt, you know that you’ve arrived at the very top. There is no greater honour.

Jobs fill your pocket. Adventures fill your soul.

I am ashamed of my weakness and misplaced loyalty - of the things I did for Mr. Trump in an effort to protect and promote him. I am ashamed that I chose to take part in concealing Mr. Trump’s illicit acts rather than listening to my own conscience.

I want to regain my name and my reputation and my life back.

Donald Trump is a champion for legal immigrants.

I will do anything to protect Mr. Trump.

The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself.

I don't need drugs to make my life tragic.

Caffeine. The gateway drug.

Actors, you know, they're often awkward people in real life.

I love my mother and father. The older I get, the more I value everything that they gave me.

Everyone says villains are thankless parts, but those are really the best roles.

I've got nothing against L.A. I think it is a really beautiful place. To be able to surf and get out in the Pacific Ocean every once in a while. The hiking, all of that is amazing. I love it there.

I always wanted to be a basketball player. Nothing more, nothing less.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.