The best Quotes by Quinn Garvey

Quinn: "In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits."
Barney: "Why? What would you do with them?"
Quinn: "Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."

If we miss Hawaii because of this, guess who's not doing "The Disappearing Salami" anytime soon?

Barney: "The Disappearing Salami... Mr. Flanagan's wife shot him before he could ever tell me what the trick was."
Quinn: "Yeah, that guy was banging your mom!"

I hired a decorator and I asked him: "What would the inside of Tinkerbell's v*gina look like?"
And the kid just ran with it!