Quotes by Quinn Garvey

Quinn Garvey is a character from How I Met Your Mother

Quotes by Quinn Garvey

Quinn: "In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits."
Barney: "Why? What would you do with them?"
Quinn: "Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."

Quinn Garvey in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 2
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If we miss Hawaii because of this, guess who's not doing "The Disappearing Salami" anytime soon?

Quinn Garvey in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 24
 
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Barney: "The Disappearing Salami... Mr. Flanagan's wife shot him before he could ever tell me what the trick was."
Quinn: "Yeah, that guy was banging your mom!"

Quinn Garvey in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 24
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I hired a decorator and I asked him: 'What would the inside of Tinkerbell's vagina look like?'
And the kid just ran with it!

Quinn Garvey in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 24
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