The best Punchlines and Rap Quotes

They say I'm up and coming, like I'm f*cking in an elevator

You're pointless as Rapunzel with f*cking cornrows

No matter how you try, n*ggas never die
We just retaliate with hate, then we multiply

We hit the spot to chill with the Fuji Grill
She ordered the Kobe beef, like Shaquille O'Neal

N*gga, you ain't ill in the booth
I'd die and do my next show as a hologram and still be realer than you
I'm the shit like I slithered in poo
I'm sicker than sticking my freaking d-ck inside of a b*tch's syph-lis cooch

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well

My motto: f*ck Lotto
I get the 7 digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow

Did you listen to the last round methhead?
Pay attention, you sayin' the same shit that he said
Matter fact dog, here's a pencil
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful
And don't come back until somethin' dope hits you
F*ck it
You can take the Mic home wit' you

B*tch, if I was as half as good as I was
I'm still twice as good as you'll ever be
Only way that you're ahead of me's alphabetically
'Cause if you diss me I'm coming after you (U) like the letter V

Mario Party's the only one you get invited to
Your life is like Skyrim, an endless quest of solitude

The only hood you ever saw was on a sweat-shirt
This will make your neck jerk, 'til ya sweat dirt

I still got the vision (division), like a line between two dots

I'm known for snatching purses and bombing churches
I get more p*ssy on accident then most n*ggas get on purpose

I got so many ways to diss you that I'm playful wit'chu
I'll let a razor slit you 'til they have to staple stitch you
And nobody in this f*ckin' place'll miss you
If you try to turn my facial tissue to a racial issue

Step to this and get shanked up
I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt

Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad h-es, ask Beavis I get nothing but head (Butthead)

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

Sometimes you just gotta let shit go and say 'to hell with it' and move on.

You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something.

Music is reflection of self

I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human
But I'm man enough to face them today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit I did was take them bullets out of that gun

Lookie, how can six dicks be p*ssies?

There's a certain mystique when I speak
That you notice that it's sorta unique
Cause you know it's me, my poetry's deep
And I'm still matic the way I flow to this beat

Walk until the darkness is a memory, and you become the sun on the next traveler's horizon.

There's a lot of players who, especially today, do all of these fancy ball handling drills and work on using a million different moves, none of which they'll be able to actually do in a game. It was refreshing to watch Sabrina play, who just thought the game at a different level.

My kids are older now. They're kinda upset with me. They're not really upset, but they don't understand. I tell them all the time: "We" ain't rich. "I'm" rich.

I'm not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens. Write it down. Take a picture. I'm not going to talk about this all year. When I get back, there's going to be trouble.

And if we should die tonight
We should all die together

Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars

They got money for the war, but can't feed the poor.

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside, while still alive. Never surrender!

I can literally say antisemitic shit and they can't drop me. Now what?

Don't care what you say, nothin' on me
I don't care 'bout the lawyer fees
I don't care 'bout your loyalties
God will solve it all for me

But most importantly, hip hop isn’t dead no more you see
Cause Kendrick took the bar and raised it up higher for MCs
Unfortunately, the little n*ggers like 4 ft 3, the guys a f*ckin' midget
His high is still really short to meet

Mentally been many places but I'm Brooklyn's own.

If I wasn't a, eight-figure n*gga by the name of Jigga
Would you come around me or would you clown me
If I couldn't flow futuristic, would ya
Put your two lips on my wood and kiss it

I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls
And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of sh-t "My World"

Even Elise wants to do me
And now that you're right next to me
I can understand, why they used a dog to play you in the movie

You broke my heart and I let you succeed
Cause to a playa that's a organ that you really don't need

If I could get a dollar, for everytime you look at me sideways
I'll pay the Westside on Friday's to build y'all playa haters y'all own highways

You know not to test me like S-A-T
They pay me like RiRi - A-S-A-P

Sky is the limit, every day I reach
They was tired of me winnin', now they dead sleep
Don't wan' see me with the ring? You better play D'
n*gga, God did His thing when He made me

Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."