The best Punchlines and Rap Quotes

They say I'm up and coming, like I'm f-cking in an elevator

You're pointless as Rapunzel with f-cking cornrows

No matter how you try, n-ggas never die
We just retaliate with hate, then we multiply

We hit the spot to chill with the Fuji Grill
She ordered the Kobe beef, like Shaquille O'Neal

N-gga, you ain't ill in the booth
I'd die and do my next show as a hologram and still be realer than you
I'm the shit like I slithered in poo
I'm sicker than sticking my freaking d-ck inside of a b-tch's syph-lis cooch

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well

My motto: f-ck Lotto
I get the 7 digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow

Did you listen to the last round methhead?
Pay attention, you sayin' the same shit that he said
Matter fact dog, here's a pencil
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful
And don't come back until somethin' dope hits you
F-ck it
You can take the Mic home wit' you

B-tch, if I was as half as good as I was
I'm still twice as good as you'll ever be
Only way that you're ahead of me's alphabetically
'Cause if you diss me I'm coming after you (U) like the letter V

Mario Party's the only one you get invited to
Your life is like Skyrim, an endless quest of solitude

I still got the vision (division), like a line between two dots

I'm known for snatching purses and bombing churches
I get more p-ssy on accident then most n-ggas get on purpose

I got so many ways to diss you that I'm playful wit'chu
I'll let a razor slit you 'til they have to staple stitch you
And nobody in this f-ckin' place'll miss you
If you try to turn my facial tissue to a racial issue

Step to this and get shanked up
I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt

The only hood you ever saw was on a sweat-shirt
This will make your neck jerk, 'til ya sweat dirt

Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad h-es, ask Beavis I get nothing but head (Butthead)