The best Punchlines and Rap Quotes

They say I'm up and coming, like I'm f*cking in an elevator

Ed Sheeran - You need me but I don't need you

You're pointless as Rapunzel with f*cking cornrows

Eminem - Rap God, Album: The Marshall Mathers LP 2

No matter how you try, n*ggas never die
We just retaliate with hate, then we multiply

2Pac - Nothing To Lose

We hit the spot to chill with the Fuji Grill
She ordered the Kobe beef, like Shaquille O'Neal

Kanye West - Back Like That

Kobe Bryant Shaquille O'Neal

N*gga, you ain't ill in the booth
I'd die and do my next show as a hologram and still be realer than you
I'm the shit like I slithered in poo
I'm sicker than sticking my freaking d-ck inside of a b*tch's syph-lis cooch

Hopsin - Hop Is Back

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well

Jay-Z - You Don’t know

My motto: f*ck Lotto
I get the 7 digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow

B-Rabbit in 8 Mile

Did you listen to the last round methhead?
Pay attention, you sayin' the same shit that he said
Matter fact dog, here's a pencil
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful
And don't come back until somethin' dope hits you
F*ck it
You can take the Mic home wit' you

B-Rabbit in 8 Mile

B*tch, if I was as half as good as I was
I'm still twice as good as you'll ever be
Only way that you're ahead of me's alphabetically
'Cause if you diss me I'm coming after you (U) like the letter V

Eminem - Premonition (Intro), Album: Music to Be Murdered By

Mario Party's the only one you get invited to
Your life is like Skyrim, an endless quest of solitude

Epic Rap Battles of History - Nerd vs. Geek

The only hood you ever saw was on a sweat-shirt
This will make your neck jerk, 'til ya sweat dirt

Suga Free - Circus

I still got the vision (division), like a line between two dots

Lil Wayne - Blunt Blowin'

I'm known for snatching purses and bombing churches
I get more p*ssy on accident then most n*ggas get on purpose

Big L - Da Graveyard

Vaginas

I got so many ways to diss you that I'm playful wit'chu
I'll let a razor slit you 'til they have to staple stitch you
And nobody in this f*ckin' place'll miss you
If you try to turn my facial tissue to a racial issue

Eminem (at Rap Olympics '97)

Step to this and get shanked up
I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt

Big L - Let 'Em Have It "L", Album: Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous

Tooth Fairy

Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad h-es, ask Beavis I get nothing but head (Butthead)

Big L

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I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

Eminem

Tolerance Kindness

Sometimes you just gotta let shit go and say 'to hell with it' and move on.

Eminem

You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something.

Eminem

Self-Confidence Enemies & Opponents

Music is reflection of self

Eminem - Sing For The Moment, Album: The Eminem Show

Music

I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human
But I'm man enough to face them today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit I did was take them bullets out of that gun

Eminem - Cleanin Out My Closet, Album: The Eminem Show

Lookie, how can six dicks be p*ssies?

B-Rabbit in 8 Mile

There's a certain mystique when I speak
That you notice that it's sorta unique
Cause you know it's me, my poetry's deep
And I'm still matic the way I flow to this beat

Eminem - Love Me, Album: 8 Mile

Walk until the darkness is a memory, and you become the sun on the next traveler's horizon.

Kobe Bryant in Training Camp

There's a lot of players who, especially today, do all of these fancy ball handling drills and work on using a million different moves, none of which they'll be able to actually do in a game. It was refreshing to watch Sabrina play, who just thought the game at a different level.

Kobe Bryant - January 2020

Sabrina Ionescu

My kids are older now. They're kinda upset with me. They're not really upset, but they don't understand. I tell them all the time: "We" ain't rich. "I'm" rich.

Shaquille O'Neal - October 2021

I'm not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens. Write it down. Take a picture. I'm not going to talk about this all year. When I get back, there's going to be trouble.

Shaquille O'Neal

Sacramento Kings

And if we should die tonight
We should all die together

Ed Sheeran - I See Fire

Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars

Ed Sheeran - Thinking out loud

They got money for the war, but can't feed the poor.

2Pac

Greed War

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside, while still alive. Never surrender!

2Pac

Death Self-Confidence

I can literally say antisemitic shit and they can't drop me. Now what?

Kanye West - October 2022, 9 days before being dropped by Adidas

Mistakes Adidas

Don't care what you say, nothin' on me
I don't care 'bout the lawyer fees
I don't care 'bout your loyalties
God will solve it all for me

Kanye West - God Breathed, Album: Donda

But most importantly, hip hop isn’t dead no more you see
Cause Kendrick took the bar and raised it up higher for MCs
Unfortunately, the little n*ggers like 4 ft 3, the guys a f*ckin' midget
His high is still really short to meet

Hopsin - Hop Is Back

Mentally been many places but I'm Brooklyn's own.

Jay-Z - Where I’m From, Album: In My Lifetime, Vol. 1

Brooklyn

If I wasn't a, eight-figure n*gga by the name of Jigga
Would you come around me or would you clown me
If I couldn't flow futuristic, would ya
Put your two lips on my wood and kiss it

Jay-Z - Can I Get A…, Album: Vol. 2… Hard Knock Life

I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls
And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of sh-t "My World"

Epic Rap Battles of History - Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethooven

Even Elise wants to do me
And now that you're right next to me
I can understand, why they used a dog to play you in the movie

Epic Rap Battles of History - Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethooven

You broke my heart and I let you succeed
Cause to a playa that's a organ that you really don't need

Suga Free - If U Stay Ready, Album: Street Gospel

If I could get a dollar, for everytime you look at me sideways
I'll pay the Westside on Friday's to build y'all playa haters y'all own highways

Suga Free - If U Stay Ready, Album: Street Gospel

You know not to test me like S-A-T
They pay me like RiRi - A-S-A-P

Lil Wayne - Brand New

Rihanna A$AP Rocky

Sky is the limit, every day I reach
They was tired of me winnin', now they dead sleep
Don't wan' see me with the ring? You better play D'
n*gga, God did His thing when He made me

Lil Wayne - GOD DID, Album: GOD DID

Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4

Vaginas

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