The best Quotes and Sayings about Programmers & Coders

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Nerds, ComputerRick Cook
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Tron: "If you are a User, then everything you've done has been according to a plan."
Flynn: "Ha! You wish! Well, you know what it was like. You just keep doin' what it looks like what you're supposed to be doin', no matter how crazy it seems."
Tron: "Well, that's the way it is for programs, yes."
Flynn: "I hate to disappoint you, pal, but most of the time, that's the way it is for Users too."

Tron, by Kevin Flynn
 
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The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future. You're going to look like you have magic powers compared to everybody else.

Gabe Newell
 
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Computing lets people express their creativity and unlock solutions, and code is computing's universal language. All young people, including girls, deserve to be fluent in the language of the future.

Gabe Newell
 
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I just use zeros and ones instead of words, 'cause words will let you down. But zeros and ones, never.

NerdsFree Guy, by Keys
 
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IT-wisdom: Coding for weeks can save hours of planning.

PlansUnknown
 
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Real programmers never work 9 to 5. If they are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.

Unknown
 
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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining you code will be a violent psychopath, who knows where you live.

Martin Golding
 
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Programs are like women, no matter how much you get mad because of errors, you are always the one who is wrong.

WomenUnknown
 
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