Profile of Vikaux

Member of thyQuotes since 05/28/2012

Quotes that Vikaux loves:

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 2

There's something that I need to ask you and I want you to be honest with me. Why do white people like Carrot Top?

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 23

When will you guys realize, that the only difference between my real life and a porno
is, my real life has better lighting?

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 17

Marshall: 'The broken windows?'
Lily: 'We had to make it look realistic.'
Marshall: 'But why did you break two of them?'
Robin: 'It looked like fun when she did it, so I wanted to try.'
Marshall: 'I can't believe this whole time it was you guys; I've been blaming Really Tan Dancing Leotard guy.'

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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 6

If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an asshole!

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Quote by Wendy Testaburger from South Park in Season 1 Episode 2

Cartman: 'After I'm on television, I'm gonna be totally famous.'
Wendy: 'Hitler was famous too.'

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Game Quote from Final Fantasy Charmed - Zauberhafte Hexen, by Rikku

Memories are nice, but that's all they are.

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Quote by William Shakespeare - Der Sturm

Hell is empty, devils are here!

Devil
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 5 Episode 1

But, years from now, when you're old and have children of your own, what would you give to come back and fight this one day? This one day, where you could have made a difference. Where you could've told Scott Tenorman: 'You may take our pride, but you will never take my god damn $16.12!'

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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 5 Episode 2

What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?

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Quote by Albert Einstein

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.

Children & Childhood, Fairytales
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Quote by Albert Einstein

I am thankful to all those who said NO to me. It's because of them I did it myself.

Ambition, Character, Self-Confidence
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