Profile of Vikaux

Member of thyQuotes since 05/28/2012

Quotes that Vikaux loves:

There's something that I need to ask you and I want you to be honest with me. Why do white people like Carrot Top?

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 2
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When will you guys realize, that the only difference between my real life and a porno
is, my real life has better lighting?

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 4 Episode 23
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Marshall: 'The broken windows?'
Lily: 'We had to make it look realistic.'
Marshall: 'But why did you break two of them?'
Robin: 'It looked like fun when she did it, so I wanted to try.'
Marshall: 'I can't believe this whole time it was you guys; I've been blaming Really Tan Dancing Leotard guy.'

Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother, Season 2 Episode 17
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If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an asshole!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City, Season 1 Episode 6
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Cartman: 'After I'm on television, I'm gonna be totally famous.'
Wendy: 'Hitler was famous too.'

Wendy Testaburger in South Park, Season 1 Episode 2
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Memories are nice, but that's all they are.

Final Fantasy - Charmed - Zauberhafte Hexen, by Rikku
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Hell is empty, devils are here!

DevilWilliam Shakespeare, Der Sturm
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But, years from now, when you're old and have children of your own, what would you give to come back and fight this one day? This one day, where you could have made a difference. Where you could've told Scott Tenorman: 'You may take our pride, but you will never take my god damn $16.12!'

Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 5 Episode 1
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What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?

Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 5 Episode 2
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If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.

Children & Childhood, FairytalesAlbert Einstein
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I am thankful to all those who said NO to me. It's because of them I did it myself.

Ambition, Character, Self-ConfidenceAlbert Einstein
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