Quotes that sophie_RTO loves:
The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care.Love, Hatred, IndifferenceBree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives, Season 2 Episode 16
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.Humanity, Criminal MindsJoseph Conrad
You're a painter. You're a Baker. You like to sleep with the windows Open. You never take sugar in your tea. And you always double-knot your shoelaces.Suzanne Collins in Die Tribute von Panem
It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together than it does to fall apart.Breakup & LovesickSuzanne Collins in Die Tribute von Panem - Gefährliche Liebe
Peeta: 'If you die. And I live I'd have nothing. Nobody else that I care about. Nobody needs me.'
Katniss: 'I do. I need you!'
People are looking to you. Katniss you've given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it.The Hunger Games - Catching Fire, by Gale Hawthorne
Katniss, when you're in the arena, remember who the real enemy is!The Hunger Games - Catching Fire, by Haymitch Abernathy
We have never seen anything like this. And we will never see anything like it again!The Hunger Games - Catching Fire, by Caesar
Im so proud of my victors, so proud! You both deserved so much better. I am truly sorry.The Hunger Games - Catching Fire, by Effie Trinket
Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.LegendaryBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 17
And in this moment, I swear, we were infinite.The Perks of Being a Wallflower, by Charlie
We accept the love we think we deserve.The Perks of Being a Wallflower, by Charlie
Let's be psychos together.The Perks of Being a Wallflower, by Sam
There's only three things you'll ever see me fight:
The stubborn clasp of a bra.
Sexual harassment charges - nine for nine!
And the urge to vomit when, I see someone wearing brown shoes with a black suit.
Ted: 'Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.'
Lily: 'Half the length of the relationship.'
Marshall: 'One week for every month you were together.'
Robin: 'Exactly 10,000 drinks, however long that takes.'
Barney: 'You can't measure something like this in time. There's a series of steps: From her bed to the front door. Bam! Out of there.... next!'
Lily: 'We'll all have a wedding dress camp-out. It'll be fun!'
Barney: 'I can't go. I've got this thing.'
Lily: 'What thing?'
Barney: 'A penis!'
Barney: 'Check it out, I made a little game.'
Lottery Girl: 'And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19...'
Barney: '...age you moved to New York after a photographer 'discovered' you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine.'
Lotto Girl: '53...'
Barney: '...number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine.'
Lotto Girl: '22...'
Barney: '...age you claim you are.'
Lotto Girl: '31...'
Barney: '...age you actually are.'
Lotto Girl: '45...'
Barney: '...number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi.'
Lotto Girl: 'And tonight's Super Big Ball is...'
Barney: '...what happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up?!'
Marshall: 'Lily, you snooped through her stuff?'
Lily: 'No, it's like the first thing you see when you jimmy open her desk-drawer with the letter opener her grandfather left her, according to her diary.'
Barney: 'I am so sorry, Cornelius. You deserve a better end than this.'
Lily: 'You got ketchup on a red tie, you can't even see it!'
You say you're willing to die for love but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love!Love, DeathTroy, by Hector
I loved my boy from the moment he opened his eyes until the moment you closed them.Troy, by Priam
If they ever tell my story let them say that I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Hector, tamer of horses. Let them say I lived in the time of Achilles.Troy, by Odysseus
Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves: Will our actions echo across the centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone, and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved?EternityTroy, by Odysseus
Achilles: 'You were brave to fight them. You have courage.'
Briseis: 'To fight back when I'm attacked? A dog has that kind of courage.'
War is young men dying and old men talking. You know this. Ignore the politics.War, PoliticsTroy, by Odysseus
Trust no one. Not even your own feelings.TrustKerstin Gier in Edelstein Trilogie - Edelstein Trilogie
So if he's not your boyfriend, how come he can touch you?Kerstin Gier in Edelstein Trilogie - Edelstein Trilogie
That is, I tried to look at him cooly and expectantly, but I probably really had an expression on my face saying, 'Oh, I'm cute little Bambi, please don´t shoot me!'Kerstin Gier in Edelstein Trilogie - Edelstein Trilogie
My grandmother, on the other hand, was staring at me if she was seeing me for the first time. And possibily she was.Kerstin Gier in Edelstein Trilogie - Edelstein Trilogie
All the Montroses love secrets. They always have. That's the only reason my poor brother married your grandmother in the first place, if you ask me. It can't have been her alluring charms, anyway, because she didn't have any.Kerstin Gier in Edelstein Trilogie - Edelstein Trilogie
I need to let you go
Your eyes they shine
I want to save their light.
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
Ted: 'Barney! I'm allowed to miss them, okay? They're my two best friends.'
Barney: 'I'm your two best friends!'
Would the five of us always live within a few minutes of that booth? No, that's life, kids, but here's what I discovered: Our booth was wherever the five of us were together.FriendshipTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 14
Ted: 'Luckily, you are friends with a former Boy Scout and a Boy Scout is always what?'
Lily: 'Beaten up?'
Barney: 'Going to the movies with his mom?'
Ted: 'A Boy Scout is always prepared...'
Robin: '...prepared to spend lunch in his locker?'
Marshall: '...prepared to die a virgin?'
Barney: '...prepared to paint his sister's nails?'
Here are a few fun facts about Long Island... Number 1: It's Brooklyn's fart-trail.Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 11
Marshall: 'Dude, if we fail this econ final, for the rest of our lives we're not gonna be able to... we won't know how to... do you even know what 'econ' is?'
Ted: 'No idea. We're screwed.'
Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith in the idea that my life would be better in three years. And what's funny is, three years from that moment, my life was amazing.Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 20
If there was any shame in a dude getting a pedicure I don't think there would've been a feature about it in Details magazine.Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother
Barney: 'Let me choose your child's middle name! Because I have thought up the most awesome name of all time.'
Marshall: 'What's the middle name?'
Barney: 'Wait for it.'
Marshall: 'I'm waiting.'
Barney: 'Wait for it.'
Marshall: 'I said I'm waiting.'
Barney: 'Wait for it.'
Marshall: 'What's the middle name?'
Barney: 'No, the middle name is 'Wait For It'. Let's say his first name is, oh, I don't know, 'Barney'. He'd be Barney 'Wait For It' Eriksen. How awesome is that?'
Ted: 'Uh, the time Lily went into labor!'
Lily: 'That's now!'
Ted: 'Sorry, I'm running out of stories.'
This guy he's done everything right. He's been loving and devoted since he was 18 years old. There are only a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them.Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 23
Destined? Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny, Ted? Isn't it time to make your own destiny?Fate & DestinyRobin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 24
Airport Security: 'How did you get that through the X-Ray machine?'
Barney: 'No questions from the audience, please!'
Seven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said 'oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty', but Ted really liked her, so we played 'Have You met Ted?' They went to dinner, he walked her home, should have kissed her, didn't - lame.
So he stole the Smurf penis, went back to her place, should have kissed her, didn't - lame.
He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof but decided to be friends - lame.
Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria. Didn't kiss her either - lame.
Not a great closer Ted. Then he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany. Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin. Ted and Robin broke up, Robin moved to Brazil came back with a Latin stud.
Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning it as much as possible. I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus, we made up... Robin and I started dating and I got fat, her hair fell out, we broke up. Robin dated Don, I dated Nora. I cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora. Robin dated Kevin but not for long and then I met you and you took my Grandpa's watch, but I fell in love with you anyway and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me and you said 'yes', so we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything. Also I went on the Price Is Right and I won a dune buggy.