Profile of Luca

Member of thyQuotes since 03/21/2019

Quotes that Luca loves:

Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3

If god didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 15 Episode 10

'Okay, nobody move!'
Cleveland: 'Oh my god, those guys in first class have guns.'
Peter: 'Cleveland, just be happy with what you have. Don't envy people!'

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Quote by Maeve Wiley from Sex Education in Season 1 Episode 1

Adam: 'Three viagras.'
Maeve: 'Jesus Christ.'
Adam: 'You said there was gonna be no judgement. Is three viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad. I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi.'
Maeve: 'No wonder. You could besiege a castle with that thing.'
Adam: 'I said stop staring at it!'
Maeve: 'Sorry, it's like a third leg.'

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 11 Episode 11

That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

California
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Quote by Lucifer Morningstar from Lucifer in Season 1 Episode 3

Linda: 'You're doing it again.'
Lucifer: 'What?'
Linda: 'Displacing.'
Lucifer: 'No, I'm not.'
Linda: 'And that's denial.'
Lucifer: 'That's a river in Africa.'

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Quote by Leah from American Horror Story in Season 1

The devil is real and he isn't a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful because he's a fallen angel and he used to be God's favourite.

Devil
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Quote by King Zøg from Disenchantment in Season 1 Episode 9

Bean: 'I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem.'
Zøg: 'Of course I am. I'm your father.'

Alcohol
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