Quotes that Baderwan loves:
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring.
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king.
You can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but you can't change the rules.0
Guybrush: 'How can you see without eyeballs?'
Murray: 'How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer!'
Sheldon: 'You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?'
Leonard: 'Men do things for women without expecting sex.'
Sheldon: 'Those would be men who just had sex.'
Leonard: 'For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?'
Sheldon: 'You have a sarcasm sign?'
Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.0
Leonard: 'Anyway, I was thinking more of a bio-social exploration with a neuro-chemical overlay.'
Leslie: 'Wait, are you asking me out?'
I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.College0
Leonard: 'The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition.'
Sheldon: '...with certain obvious exceptions. Suicide for example!'
Howard: 'You were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator.'
Rajesh: 'I thought we were going to be gentle with him.'
Howard: 'That's why I added the 'tator'!'
Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch!0
Sheldon: 'What are we doing here?'
Leonard: 'We're socializing, meeting new people.'
She is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.Nerds, Video games0
Penny: 'You'll never guess what just happened.'
Sheldon: 'I don't guess. As a scientist, I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation. Although it occurs to me, you may have been employing a rhetorical device - rendering my response moot.'
Sheldon: 'At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?'
Leonard: 'At the hands of your roommate?'
Sheldon: 'An accident.'
Leonard: 'That's how I'm going to make it look.'
Max: 'Hi, ready to order?'
Guest: 'Do you have anything that's really special?'
Max: 'Not according to my high school guidance counselor.'
Caroline: 'No need to yell, he's a champion.'
Max: 'Champion stink bomb. It's smelling pretty ripe out in that yard.'
Caroline: 'That's not Chestnut, that's Brooklyn.'
Max: 'Okay, well, I'm watching 'The Champion' drop some steaming hot 'Brooklyn' right now.'
Han Lee: 'Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?'
Max: 'Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!'
What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.0
Carla: 'Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?'
Turk: 'I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?'
Did you actually just page me to find out how much Tylenol to give to Mrs. Lensner? It's regular-strength tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.0
Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.Solitude & Being Alone0
This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced 'an-al-ge-sic', not 'anal-gesic'. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.0
Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots.0
Couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.Relationships0
Either way, when you hit that low point, you have a choice. You can either wallow in self-pity, or you can suck it up. It's your call.0
Maybe it's not about being the best. Maybe it's about finding little things, that get you through the day. Whether it's the support of someone close to you, or letting yourself feel overwhelmed - if only for a moment.Small Things0
Elliot: 'I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity.'
J.D.: 'Did you find it?'
Elliot: 'No. I must've left it at college.'
It's hard to face a harsh truth about yourself. The only thing you can do, is try to take positive steps.0
J.D.: 'When one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life.'
Dr. Cox: 'Oh, my God, you must stop
watching The Lion King.'
J.D.: 'I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?'
Dr. Cox: 'Uhm, Simba.'
J.D.: 'Trick question - you like it too!'
I don't believe in fate. I believe we have more control than we think and that every action has a reaction. After all, the most minor event, even a butterfly flapping its wings, can change everything.0
Sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend. Even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.0
J.D.: 'What's wrong with me?'
Dr. Cox: 'You're an annoying, whining man-child.'
J.D.: 'That question wasn't directed to you!'
Dr. Cox: 'What question?'
Oh it's a mystery to me
You think you have to want more than you need
...when I was a kid and rode in cars I used to imagine I held a big scythe in my hand and cut down all the trees and posts and even sliced every hill that zoomed past the window.Children & Childhood, Imagination0
'Do you hate people?'
'I don't hate them... I just feel better when they're not around.'
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.Self-Deception, Self-Confidence0
We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.Life, Humanity, Death, Small Things, Daily Routine0
My ambition is handicapped by laziness.Laziness, Ambition0
'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.Alcohol0
Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.Breakup & Lovesick, Solitude & Being Alone, Missing Someone0
Education also seemed to be a trap. The little education I had allowed myself had made me more suspicious. What were doctors, lawyers, and scientists? They were just men who allowed themselves to be deprived of their freedom to think and act as individuals.Education0
'You see, Momo,' he told her one day, 'it's like this: Sometimes, when you've a very long street ahead of you, you think how terribly long it is and feel sure you'll never get it swept.'
He gazed silently into space before continuing. 'And then you start to hurry,' he went on. 'You work faster and faster, and every time you look up there seems to be just as much left to sweep as before, and you try even harder, and you panic, and in the end you're out of breath and have to stop - and still the street stretches away in front of you. That's not the way to do it.'
He pondered a while. Then he said, 'You must never think of the whole street at once, understand? You must only concentrate on the next step, the next breath, the next stroke of the broom, and the next, and the next. Nothing else.'
Again he paused for thought before adding, 'That way you enjoy your work, which is important, because then you make a good job of it. And that's how it ought to be.'
Calendars and clocks exist to measure time, but that signifies little because we all know that an hour can seem as eternity or pass in a flash, according to how we spend it.Time, Moment & Present, Children's Books0
Human passions have mysterious ways, in children as well as grown-ups. Those affected by them can’t explain them, and those who haven’t known them have no understanding of them at all.Passion0
You wish for something, you've wanted it for years, and you're sure you want it, as long as you know you can't have it. But if all at once it looks as though your wish might come true, you suddenly find yourself wishing you had never wished for any such thing.Wishes, Satisfaction0
Once someone dreams a dream, it can't just drop out of existence. But if the dreamer can't remember it, what becomes of it? It lives on in Fantastica, deep under earth. There are forgotten dreams stored in many layers. The deeper one digs, the closer they are. All Fantastica rests on a foundation of forgotten dreams.Dreaming0