The best Quotes by Professor Farnsworth

The best Quotes by Professor Farnsworth

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Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth is a fictional character in the American animated television series Futurama. The mad scientist proprietor of the Planet Express delivery service for whom the main characters work, he is the great (×30) grandnephew and the great (×31) grandson of series protagonist Philip J. Fry because of a time paradox.

Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."
Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.
There will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.

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Bite my shiny metal a-ss!
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This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.
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Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!
I hope he didn't die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.
I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
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