Quotes by Professor Farnsworth

Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."

Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.

There will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.