The best Quotes and Sayings about Prisons

You know the funny thing is, on the outside I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

You don't tell me where that other bomb is, and I'll make sure you spend your prison time on your bigoted hands and knees putting a big smile on some convict's face.

You've been captive for so long that you don't even realize you want freedom anymore.

You can build a prison of stone and steel, but you merely present the prisoner with a challenge. Any truly determined man will find a way out, but love. Love is the perfect prison. Inescapable.

I'm going to tell you something curious about prisons. You're never alone. But you always have the feeling that you are.

Imprisonment. What a curious principle. We confine the physical body, yet the mind is still free. I do love a good conundrum.

On your first day in prison, walk straight up to the smallest guy and tell him everything's going to be okay.

The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he's in prison.

Honey, if they arrested everybody who painted dicks on things, there just wouldn't be any room in the jails for all the murderers.

I just got out of prison, and I can assure you that there are only numbskulls in there. People with virtually no brain waves. With no talent at all.

America is the land of the second chance - and when the gates of the prison open, the path ahead should lead to a better life.

He who opens a school door, closes a prison.

Prison sentences are a lot like penises. If they're used correctly, even a short one can do the trick... is a rumor I have heard.

If you lay one finger on Ana, Carlos will knock every tooth out of your mouth, which will make you pretty darn popular in prison!