The best Quotes from Prisoners

Pray for the best, but prepare for the worst.

He's not a person anymore. No, he stopped being a person when he took our daughters.

You know the most important thing your granddad ever taught me? Be ready! Hurricane, flood, whatever it ends up being. No more food gets delivered to the grocery store, gas stations dry up. People just turn on each other, and all of a sudden all that stands between you and being dead is you.

Eliza Birch: "Did you feel bad for that deer when you shot it?"
Ralph Dover: "Do you feel bad for cows when you go into McDonald's?"

Do me a favor, captain. Go f*ck yourself!

No one took them; nothing happened; they're just gone.

If you accept the pain, it cannot hurt you.

In life you don't regret the things you do, you regret the things you don't do.

Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.

Anyone who thinks they're indispensible is fooling themselves.

When I come home, my daughter will run to the door and give me a big hug, and everything that's happened that day just melts away.

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.

In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.

McDonald's is the reason why I'm out of shape. I would have got a salad, but you didn't have the option. So I was like, well, I guess I got to get 52 BigMacs. Thanks a lot McDonald's!

If you dare as an organization to certify the cancellation of the McRib, I will not accept those results. I'm gonna get a group of people together and we're going to travel and we're going to march down to McDonald's headquarters. We're going to McDonald's the first week of January to start the year off with a bang.

Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Vincent: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*ck a Quarter Pounder is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent: "They call it a Royale with cheese."
Jules: "What do they call a Big Mac?"
Vincent: "Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
Jules: "What do they call a Whopper?"
Vincent: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

I will escape for every innocent woman whose life was stolen.