Quotes by Prince Philip

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

Everything that wasn't invented by God is invented by an engineer.

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.