Don't be alarmed. Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction being told, that you got brain damage.
Portal - 2, by Wheatley2
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Portal - 2, by Cave Johnson2
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Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said, "Goodbye" and you were like "nooo waaay!" and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you". That was great.
Portal, by Glados1
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The cake is a lie.
Portal, by Doug RattmannComment