Game Quotes from Portal

Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Don't be alarmed. Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction being told, that you got brain damage.

All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said, "Goodbye" and you were like "nooo waaay!" and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you". That was great.

We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.

Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.

Science isn't about "why", it's about "why not".

Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.

In fact, you did so well I'm going to note this on your file in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here.

Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.

Science has validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it. Hero!

I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being-alive club.

If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.

Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with homo-sapien DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.

It's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.

I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you.

I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.

You euthanized your faithful companion cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations!

You will be baked, and then there will be cake!

I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.

I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down.

The cake is a lie.