The best Quotes from Portal

Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

GLaDOS

Don't be alarmed. Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction being told, that you got brain damage.

Wheatley

All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

Cave Johnson

Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said, "Goodbye" and you were like "nooo waaay!" and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you". That was great.

GLaDOS

We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.

Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.

GLaDOS

Science isn't about "why", it's about "why not".

Cave Johnson

Science

Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.

GLaDOS

In fact, you did so well I'm going to note this on your file in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here.

GLaDOS

Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

GLaDOS

Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.

GLaDOS

Science has validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

GLaDOS

It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it. Hero!

GLaDOS

I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being-alive club.

GLaDOS

If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.

GLaDOS

Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.

GLaDOS

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with homo-sapien DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.

Cave Johnson

It's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.

Wheatley

I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

GLaDOS

We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you.

GLaDOS

I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.

GLaDOS

You euthanized your faithful companion cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations!

GLaDOS

You will be baked, and then there will be cake!

GLaDOS

I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.

GLaDOS

I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down.

Cave Johnson

The cake is a lie.

Doug Rattmann

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Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.

Albert Einstein

Religion Science

The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are dimmed.

Albert Einstein in The World As I See It

Art Science

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

Isaac Asimov

Knowledge Society Science Wisdom

We still do not know one thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us.

Albert Einstein

Nature & Environment Science

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore.

Albert Einstein

Mathematics Science

The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.

Werner Heisenberg

Science Atheism

Faith and science, I have learned, are two sides of the same coin, separated by an expanse so small, but wide enough that one side can't see the other. They don't know they are connected.

Mary E. Pearson in The Jenna Fox Chronicles - The Adoration of Jenna Fox

Faith Science

Every kid starts out as a natural-born scientist, and then we beat it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for science intact.

Carl Sagan

Upbringing Science Curiosity

The task is not to see what has never been seen before, but to think what has never been thought before about what you see everyday.

Erwin Schrödinger

Science

Without proper experiments I conclude nothing.

Johannes Kepler

Science

To be a scientist is to be naive.

Valery Legasov in Chernobyl - Episode 5

Science

Waleri Legassow: "Despite the stupidity, the lies, you're compelled. The problem has been assigned and you'll stop at nothing until you find an answer. Because that is who you are."
Ulana Khomyuk: "A lunatic then."
Waleri Legassow: "A scientist."

Valery Legasov in Chernobyl - Episode 3

Science

Academic success depends on research and publications.

Philip Zimbardo

Science

People think of science as rolling back the mystery of God. I look at science as slowly creeping toward the mystery of God.

Allan Hamilton

God Science

The Germans and many others have the gift to make science inaccessible.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Germany Science

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.

Galileo Galilei

Progress Truth Science

Ultimately your brain will become cold, dead sludge - but in the meantime why not learn carpentry?

Project Zomboid

Welcome to Project Zomboid! Soon, you'll die horribly. No one will mourn you, and you will be swiftly forgotten. Everything will have been for nothing. So let's make sure you go out fighting!

Project Zomboid

It's a Golden Nut. It's shiny and its price is totally justified. Don't overthink it, you need one! Purchase a Golden Nut today! (Warning: Ingestion is not recommended).

Satisfactory - Golden Nut

Relaying message: Hello this is paternal figure. I have taken ill and need your help to find a cure. Doctors say that the only remedy is alien artifacts.

Ada in Satisfactory

Usage and production of this material is strictly prohibited. On Earth, that is. There are no rules in space, only efficiency.

Satisfactory - Ficsonium

Used as fuel for Nuclear Power Plants.
The power source that put FICSIT on the map. Literally. The crater is still there.

Satisfactory - Ficsonium Fuel Rod

I am ADA, also known as Artificial Directory and Assistant, tasked to support pioneers, such as you, in their mission.

Ada in Satisfactory

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.

Alter in Apex Legends

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