Game Quotes from Portal

The best Game Quotes

Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Portal, by GLaDOS
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Don't be alarmed. Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction being told, that you got brain damage.

Portal - 2, by Wheatley
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

Portal - 2, by Cave Johnson
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Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said, "Goodbye" and you were like "nooo waaay!" and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you". That was great.

Portal, by GLaDOS
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We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.

Portal
 
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Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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Science isn't about "why", it's about "why not".

SciencePortal, by Cave Johnson
 
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Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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In fact, you did so well I'm going to note this on your file in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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Science has validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it. Hero!

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being-alive club.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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Those of you who volunteered to be injected with homo-sapien DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.

Portal, by Cave Johnson
 
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It's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.

Portal, by Wheatley
 
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I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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You euthanized your faithful companion cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations!

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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You will be baked, and then there will be cake!

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.

Portal, by GLaDOS
 
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I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down.

Portal, by Cave Johnson
 
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The cake is a lie.

Portal, by Doug Rattmann
 
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