Quotes and Sayings about Porsche

My son just asked me about the reason for not buying a Porsche.
When the reason asks for the reason...

Guys who drive Porsches are always trying to overcompensate.

Porsche and BMW drivers are arrogant.

Like, What is the least often heard sentence in the English language? That would be: Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche parked outside?

Porsche intelligent performance.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

Ah, cars. Where would we be without cars? And how would we get there?

Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines.

If God had meant for us to walk, why did he give us feet that fit car pedals?

While accelerating, the tears of joy have to horizontally run towards your ears.

Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

You can't treat a car the same way you would treat a human - cars need love.

Good drivers have insects sticking on the side windows.

A car isn't fast enough when you're not scared about getting in and driving it.

"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Because I let you."

I'm 74 and I don't have enough time left to waste it, waiting in waiting in front of a charging station.

I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself.

The way I drive, the way I handle a car, is an expression of my inner feelings.

Braking is the transformation of high-quality speed into useless heat.

Dude, they way you're driving, your tires will survive you.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Your safe if you drive faster than the Grim Reaper can fly.

Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.

In the distant future, people may outlaw driving cars because it’s too dangerous. You can’t have a person driving a two-ton death machine.

Joy was born for the left lane.

I'm glad to see that BMW is bringing an electric car to market. That's cool.

Sheer Driving Pleasure.

"Only poor people fast. I'm not poor today."
"No, poor people actually don't fast. They're actually hungry."

If I ever fall in love, shoot me.

Every morning I wake up with new ideas.

I never made a damn dime until I started doing what I wanted.

I love to read. I love to stretch. In the morning, I get up, and if I'm not in a hurry, I will lie on the floor on a rug, look through some books and magazines, and maybe listen to music and try to do stretching exercises to tune up.

No matter how close to yours another's steps have grown, in the end there is one dance you'll do alone.

Burn rubber not gasoline.

All dreams are crazy. Until they come true.

Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable crying in a Mercedes, than on a bike.

Great companies are built on great products.

Vorsprung durch Technik

Only those who dare truly live.

My proudest moments are beating Ferrari for the World Championship in 1965, and working with Ford to win Le Mans in 1966 and 1967.

When I'm in New York, I bike everywhere. I have a couple of bikes stored over at Ed Norton's. It's the only way to go. But in Hawaii, I drive. I have a little Volkswagen Bug, from the "Drive it? Hug it?" phase. I run it on biodiesel.

When consumers purchase a Toyota, they are not simply purchasing a car, truck or van. They are placing their trust in our company.

You'll never see a Lamborghini commercial in TV again. People who are able to afford a Lamborghini have better things to do than watching TV.