Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, uh... hammer!
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsSeems you left your brave pants at home. Want me to wait while you go get them?
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsCould you maybe get out of the way? Y'know, so I don't have to flatten you.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsThis hammer has two sides. Did you want to feel the other one too?
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsThey try to knock me down, but I have a low center of gravity.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsOh, wow, Garen, do you think you could sign my shield?
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends, to GarenThat's not a hammer! This is a hammer.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends, to JayceIf you're waiting for me to give up, you might be here a while.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsWhat do you mean my hammer's too big?
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsI'm about to hammer you in the jewels.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends, to TaricNothing personal, but... I need to squash you.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsLook at all that shiny armor. Sorry I gotta mess it up.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends, to LeonaI'm no hero - just a Yordle with a hammer.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsYep, it's even heavier than it looks.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsThe hammer does most of the work, I just swing it.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsA Noxian, a Targonian and a Piltie are robbing a bank. The bank guy says, 'I'll give you whatever you want.' The Noxian says, 'I'll take whatever gold you got back there.' The Targonian says, 'Gimme all your gemstones!' And the Piltie says, 'Can I own this ba--- uh, I own this bank, so...' He doesn't want anything because he owns the bank.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsJokes? Yeah, I know jokes. A Demacian, a Noxian and a Freljordian walk into a tavern. The barkeep asks, 'What'll it be?' The Demacian says, 'Uh, I'll have a wine.' No, wait, an ale! Yeah... Then the Noxian says, 'I'll have a... a wine.' Yeah, he wants a wine. And the Freljordian says, 'I'll drink anything, so long as--- ' Wait, hold on, let me start over.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsThe hammer isn't mine, just keeping it until the real guy shows up.
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsOh, you like to fight? So does my hammer!
Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of LegendsVeigar: "I am Lord Veigar, destroyer of worlds!"
Poppy: "Well, I'm just Poppy, but I'm gonna stop you!"