Quotes by Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer is a character from League of Legends

Quotes by Poppy, Keeper of the HammerImage-Source: Riot Games

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, uh... hammer!

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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Seems you left your brave pants at home. Want me to wait while you go get them?

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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Could you maybe get out of the way? Y'know, so I don't have to flatten you.

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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This hammer has two sides. Did you want to feel the other one too?

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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They try to knock me down, but I have a low center of gravity.

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Oh, wow, Garen, do you think you could sign my shield?

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends, to Garen
 
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That's not a hammer! This is a hammer.

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends, to Jayce
 
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If you're waiting for me to give up, you might be here a while.

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What do you mean my hammer's too big?

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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I'm about to hammer you in the jewels.

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends, to Taric
 
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Nothing personal, but... I need to squash you.

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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Look at all that shiny armor. Sorry I gotta mess it up.

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends, to Leona
 
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I'm no hero - just a Yordle with a hammer.

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Yep, it's even heavier than it looks.

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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The hammer does most of the work, I just swing it.

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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A Noxian, a Targonian and a Piltie are robbing a bank. The bank guy says, 'I'll give you whatever you want.' The Noxian says, 'I'll take whatever gold you got back there.' The Targonian says, 'Gimme all your gemstones!' And the Piltie says, 'Can I own this ba--- uh, I own this bank, so...' He doesn't want anything because he owns the bank.

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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Jokes? Yeah, I know jokes. A Demacian, a Noxian and a Freljordian walk into a tavern. The barkeep asks, 'What'll it be?' The Demacian says, 'Uh, I'll have a wine.' No, wait, an ale! Yeah... Then the Noxian says, 'I'll have a... a wine.' Yeah, he wants a wine. And the Freljordian says, 'I'll drink anything, so long as--- ' Wait, hold on, let me start over.

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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The hammer isn't mine, just keeping it until the real guy shows up.

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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Oh, you like to fight? So does my hammer!

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in League of Legends
 
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Veigar: "I am Lord Veigar, destroyer of worlds!"
Poppy: "Well, I'm just Poppy, but I'm gonna stop you!"

Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer in Legends of Runeterra
 
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