The best Quotes by Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, uh... hammer!

Seems you left your brave pants at home. Want me to wait while you go get them?

Could you maybe get out of the way? Y'know, so I don't have to flatten you.

This hammer has two sides. Did you want to feel the other one too?

They try to knock me down, but I have a low center of gravity.

Oh, wow, Garen, do you think you could sign my shield?

That's not a hammer! This is a hammer.

If you're waiting for me to give up, you might be here a while.

What do you mean my hammer's too big?

I'm about to hammer you in the jewels.

Nothing personal, but... I need to squash you.

Look at all that shiny armor. Sorry I gotta mess it up.

I'm no hero - just a Yordle with a hammer.

Yep, it's even heavier than it looks.

The hammer does most of the work, I just swing it.

A Noxian, a Targonian and a Piltie are robbing a bank. The bank guy says, 'I'll give you whatever you want.' The Noxian says, 'I'll take whatever gold you got back there.' The Targonian says, 'Gimme all your gemstones!' And the Piltie says, 'Can I own this ba--- uh, I own this bank, so...' He doesn't want anything because he owns the bank.

Jokes? Yeah, I know jokes. A Demacian, a Noxian and a Freljordian walk into a tavern. The barkeep asks, 'What'll it be?' The Demacian says, 'Uh, I'll have a wine.' No, wait, an ale! Yeah... Then the Noxian says, 'I'll have a... a wine.' Yeah, he wants a wine. And the Freljordian says, 'I'll drink anything, so long as--- ' Wait, hold on, let me start over.

The hammer isn't mine, just keeping it until the real guy shows up.

Oh, you like to fight? So does my hammer!

Veigar: "I am Lord Veigar, destroyer of worlds!"
Poppy: "Well, I'm just Poppy, but I'm gonna stop you!"

Best way to the heart is between the ribs.

Pyke: "They all sink before they float."
Wolf: "Dead should stay dead!"
Lamb: "He will soon wish he had."

Kalista: "We shall pierce their treasonous hearts!"
Lamb: "Betrayers make for worthy prey."

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Love is not so easily dissuaded.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Wear a mask long enough, and you forget the face beneath.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

Rhaast: "With the Ora you wield, we could destroy everything!"
Kayn: "With all the stupid things you say, we could fill a library."

The only true death is to never live.

Wolf: "I see water!"
Lamb: "They are called tears."

What's in my violin case? Violence.

I accidentally did that on purpose.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

The only thing the sun's good for is what it does to milk.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

Every smile is just a frown waiting to be turned upside down.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

What is truth, but a survivor's story?

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

Fools fear death, the strong wield it.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

How many times must I die before I learn to live?

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Captains told me to kill fish, fish told me to kill captains, makes sense.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Ugh, hey anyone know whose teeth are stuck in my knuckles?

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.