The best Quotes about Cops and the Police

The police are either incompetent or corrupt. Or both.

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law.

My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say "Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job" all the f*cking time.

I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions... and less homeless people doodooing everywhere.

Cop partnerships are like marriages. You know each other better than your wives.

You, my friend have found your level in life. You've joined a society of morons called the police force!

There are three things cops never do: They don't vote Democrat, they don't drive Cadillacs and they never use personal vehicles.

Judy Hopps: "I came here to make the world a better place, but I think I broke it."
Chief Bogo: "The world has always been broken. That's why we need good cops."

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

John McClane: "Drop it, d-ckhead. It's the police."
Tony: "You won't hurt me."
John McClane: "Oh, yeah? Why not?"
Tony: "Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen."
John McClane: "Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me."

Those who died are justified
For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

It's about time law enforcement got as organized as organized crime.

Obviously, the police have their own political agenda, which is to crack down on activists like us.

Mr. Pink: "You kill anybody?"
Mr. White: "A few cops."
Mr. Pink: "No real people?"
Mr. White: "Just cops."

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first?