Domenico: "Baby, please calm down!"
Olga: "I can't calm down. I'm Polish!"
Massimo: "This is what you call a temper? How come you're not Italian?"
Laura: "How many Polish girls do you know?"
Massimo: "It looks like one is all I need to know."
They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.MexicoChris Pontius in Jackass
Sheldon: "Well, once, when I was 15, spending the summer at the Heidelberg Institute in Germany."
Penny: "Studying abroad?"
Sheldon: "No. Visiting professor. Anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage-based than I'm used to. And the result was an internal Blitzkrieg, with my lower intestine playing the part of Czechoslovakia."