The best Quotes by Pokimane

It's bouta be 2022 and people are still mad about women in gaming?

Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes.

Yeah, this if my life. Sitting here having people pay to call me "chubby". Does that say more about me or about you?

You know you're dead to me when I remove the emojis out of your name in my phone.

Honestly, it's got me realizing, maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time.

If you hate me so much, why are you watching my stream for 5 hours straight?

Thank you for supporting me to the point where I consider anything more than that unnecessary. To anyone that was more generous- please support growing channels, charities, and treat yourselves.

Whenever I go outside, i'm just amazed by how good the graphics are, like, damn..
God rlly popped off!

Let people wear what they want!
Date who they want!
Do what they want!

As long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, mind ya damn business!

I feel like I can play it for a few hours, but I don't really like to stream it. I get a million stream snipers, and then I want to cry.

She answered me! Pokimane answered me! I am a man now!

Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise.

I just use zeros and ones instead of words, 'cause words will let you down. But zeros and ones, never.

Guy: "He's just resting."
Buddy: "In pieces! That man is dead!"

Don't have a good day, have a great day!

Milly: "Guy, this world, it’s a video game. And it’s full of bad guys. We need you to be the good guy."
Guy: "I’m not going to be the good guy. I’m going to be the great guy."
Milly: "Okay. Well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity."

Guy: "Hey, Bud, do you ever think that there's got to be more?"
Buddy: "More than what?"
Guy: "The stuff we do, day after day. Being shot at, run over, taken hostage..."

Violence is never the answer - except when it is!

I'm here for a good time, not for a long time.

I am under the influence of swag.

Wilbur, if I ever get married, just shoot me.

Will, I have good news and bad news. Good news, I found you a woman. Bad news, she's American.

God, what I wouldn't give to live in Wyoming.

Deo and I have a fragile relationship these days.

When I see Americans and they don't think my content is funny, I think, "I don't find your continent funny."

In all honesty, I think I would be a pretty bad shark.

If there's one thing I love more than women, it's igloos... that's the truth.

Aliens are not real. But bald people are.

How do I get my friend a divorce without him knowing?

Emojis. Or as the ancient Egyptians who invented them called them: Hieroglyphics.

I never feel more Boomer than I do when I'm trying to find what category a specific emoji belongs to.

Shannon: "You never said he was hot."
Tessa: "Yes, I did."
Shannon: "No, you said he was cute. Emojis are cute. That guy is like melting my sunglasses."

I'm getting princess emojis from people I haven't talked to since high school.

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and emojis to accept the things I can't.

Fortnite really is just the perfect storm of a game. You have the fact that it's free to play on almost every platform, and everything about the game is enjoyable.

We see that as Fortnite evolves, it's evolving beyond being a game.

If you play Fortnite and you're over the age of 13 years old, you've got a psychological problem. There's something wrong with you.

In the world of Fortnite, excitement and friendship converge into an epic adventure. Across battlefields, a community forms, its bonds stronger than storm and gunfire. Each victory carries not just glory, but the memory of shared triumphs. Fortnite, where friends become heroes, and unity is the true Battle Royale.

I think I'll be fine. The only thing I'm really bummed about: I won't be able to play Fortnite.

The only way the army should use Fortnite is to drop it on Isis. Then they'll start playing it 20 hours a day, and we'll have won the War on Terror and that's when we really get to dance.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.