Quotes and Sayings about Poker

Let the seat back, I'm leanin' all in the Rover
Make a lot of chips, life is a game of poker

"You should have played online poker."
"I don't know how to play. I would have ended up losing my grandma's house."

Smiles and laughter are always good, but never forget your Poker Face!

The world is the board, Heiress. We just have to keep rolling the dice.

When the odds are bad, you change the rules.

I found that any game can be made interesting if you put some money on it.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

No. Well, yes - experience.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having Fun and being Smart.

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

Oh, it's not really gambling when you never lose.

Part of it went on gambling, and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly.

I used to gamble when I was young. I'm wiser now.

It doesn't matter if you win or loose, it's whether or not you beat the spread.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates, hoping to hit the jackpot. But, mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. If we know the house always wins, why gamble?

I want people to understand, gambling is not a bad thing if you do it within the framework of what it's meant to be, which is fun and entertaining.

You are right. I am not a detective, but a thief. And stealing is what thieves do best, even if it's a persons heart.

A thief is a creative artist who takes his prey in style. But a detective is nothing more than a critic, who follows our footsteps.

It's better trusting someone than to die doubting people altogether.

You'd better not rip my mask. Like Pandora's box, you want to open it because you don't know what's inside. But if you know what's inside before you open it, It's boring, isn't it?

If your dreams don't match your actions, you can either change your dreams or change your actions.

If you want to look good in front of thousands, you have to out work thousands in front of nobody.

Pressure is the single mom who is trying to scuffle and pay her rent. We get paid a lot of money to play a game. Don't get me wrong: there are challenges. But to call it pressure is almost an insult to regular people.

We sowed a lot of seeds but never reaped the fruit.

Why're you playing it so cool when in real life, everytime you say "hi", you start sweating like a pig and looking at your shoes as if you had your lines written there on your laces?

Although we barely spoke to each other in person, we'd message each other all night on MSN, which was like an ancient forfather to WhatsApp, that allowed even sociopaths to find a mate.

I wonder if there really is a God. If such an entity really existed, wouldn't all honest, hard-working people be happy?

The strong one doesn't win. The one who wins is strong.

Don't judge people from the outside. Like any rose has thorns, the more the person appears nice on the outside, the more you should doubt the inside.

Exactly three seconds had passed since we were introduced to each other and I was already in love. I'm not afraid of using that word. I was so in love, I thought, "you know what? I'm not gonna say a damn thing to her. Otherwise I'll turn as red as a lobster and and she'll think I'm a loser."

There's no such thing as a perfect person in this world.

They say time and people's hearts are inversely proportional. The more it passes, the more they grow apart. It seems there are some rare exceptions though.

To deceive your enemy, begin with your ally.

A secret makes a woman a woman.

When people make a mistake, it is nice to give them advice, but if they don't listen, just leave them alone. Otherwise you'll do yourself a disservice by wasting your time and effort.