Quotes and Sayings about Pizza

"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."

Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales & Maritza Ramos in Orange Is the New Black

Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now you.

Wut in Inside Out

San Francisco Hawaii

Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around.

Anna Quindlen

Ideas

8 % of anything is expendable: 8 % of pizza is crust. 8 % of the Snyder Cut was Batman dreaming.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 2

Batman Zack Snyder

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on their pizza?
Sane.

Pineapples

There are two types of people: those who love pineapple on pizza, and those who are stupid.

Pineapples

When I was a kid, I thought I could eat pizza every day when I'm an adult.
Now I know: I was right.

Just burnt 2000 calories.
That's the last time I will bake pizza while I sleep.

Reducing Weight

Sometimes, a delivery guy in a pizza hat is so much better than a knight in shining armor, maaan.

Pascal in Animal Crossing

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Kevin James

This is called farming. You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants: Vegetable plants, pizza plants... oh, it's good to be home!

WALL·E

Vegetables

I will always eat pizza! Always.

Dylan Penn

I eat a lot of pizza and really unhealthy food.

Bella Hadid

Pizza makes me think that anything is possible.

Henry Rollins

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You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

James in The Princess and the Frog

Food

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Food Chocolate

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Ernest Cline in Ready Player One

Food Reality

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

Roald Dahl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Food

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 24 Episode 5

USA Food

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Sylvia Davies in Finding Neverland

Puns Food

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Socrates

Laziness Food

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

Quina Quen in Final Fantasy - IX

Food

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

Malin Akerman

Food Chocolate

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields

Wine Food Cooking

Be like a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside.

Pineapples

When life gives you pineapples, add rum and make Piña Colada!

Cocktails Pineapples

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

Alfred in Batman - Begins

Giving Up Beginning

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

Craziness & Weirdness Gravity

The problem is, when you're making an animated movie, the studio has an illusion in their minds - and it's really not true - that because it's a drawing, it can be changed at any time.

Zack Snyder

My mom always encouraged me, it was never weird. She'd look at 'Heavy Metal' and go 'Woo-hoo!'

Zack Snyder

You're a beautiful, sweet girl. F*ck this guy!

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black

That is not brightly colored. Or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on guys. It's broccoli - bah!

Disgust in Inside Out

San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable beauty.

Joseph Rudyard Kipling

San Francisco

The biggest difference from Hawaii and Alabama would probably be there's no beaches. But other than that, the people are very nice.

Tua Tagovailoa

Hawaii Alabama

Children should have enough freedom to be themselves - once they've learned the rules.

Anna Quindlen

Children & Childhood Upbringing

Sometimes all a girl really needed was a very bad idea.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Inheritance Games - The Hawthorne Legacy

Ideas

You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 2 Episode 1

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 10

Amazon

Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.

Meryl Streep

Self-Confidence Reducing Weight

Do you ever get sad when an old memory resurfaces? It's funny. Even a good memory can make you cry.

Francine in Animal Crossing - New Horizons

A song can take you to a special time in your life.

Kevin James

Music

I don't want to survive, I want to live!

Captain in WALL·E

Life

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Jim Davis

Vegans Vegetables

Modeling is not a passion of mine. I have been having fun with it, but it's just to pay the bills.

Dylan Penn

Fashion

There wasn't really one time in my life where I was like, 'I want to be a model!'

Bella Hadid

Fashion

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians.

Henry Rollins

Texas

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