"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."
There are two types of people: those who love pineapple on pizza, and those who are stupid.
PineapplesUnknownWhen I was a kid, I thought I could eat pizza every day when I'm an adult.
Now I know: I was right.
Just burnt 2000 calories.
That's the last time I will bake pizza while I sleep.
Sometimes, a delivery guy in a pizza hat is so much better than a knight in shining armor, maaan.
Animal Crossing, by PascalThere's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin JamesCongratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now you.
San Francisco, HawaiiInside Out, by WutThis is called farming. You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants: Vegetable plants, pizza plants... oh, it's good to be home!
VegetablesWALL·EI will always eat pizza! Always.
Dylan PennI eat a lot of pizza and really unhealthy food.
Bella HadidPizza makes me think that anything is possible.
Henry Rollins