The best Quotes and Sayings about Pizza

"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."

What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on their pizza?
Sane.

There are two types of people: those who love pineapple on pizza, and those who are stupid.

When I was a kid, I thought I could eat pizza every day when I'm an adult.
Now I know: I was right.

Just burnt 2000 calories.
That's the last time I will bake pizza while I sleep.

Sometimes, a delivery guy in a pizza hat is so much better than a knight in shining armor, maaan.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now you.

This is called farming. You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants: Vegetable plants, pizza plants... oh, it's good to be home!

I will always eat pizza! Always.

I eat a lot of pizza and really unhealthy food.

Pizza makes me think that anything is possible.