Barley Lightfoot: 'No way! It’s a wizard staff. Dad was a wizard!'
Laurel Lightfoot: 'Your dad was an accountant.'
What would you want to be known for on earth? We only have a short time on this planet. You want to become the person that you were born to be - don't waste your time on all the junk of life! Spend your precious hours doing what will bring out the real you! The brilliant, passionate you, that's ready to contribute something meaningful into this world.Pixar0
That is not brightly colored. Or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on guys. It's broccoli - bah!Pixar0
Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.Crying & Tears, Pixar0
All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.Pixar0
Sadness: 'You'll get lost in there.'
Joy: 'C'mon, think positive!'
Sadness: 'Okay. I'm positive that you'll get lost in there.'
Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now you.San Francisco, Pizza, Pixar0
Forgetter Paula: 'U.S. presidents?'
Forgetter Bobby: 'Keep Washington, Lincoln, and the fat one.'
We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It's a good one.Pixar0
Fear [Watching Riley's dream]: 'Let me guess, we have no pants on.'
Girl: 'Hey look! She came to school with no pants on.'
Fear: 'Called it!'
Mom: 'The drive out was pretty fun. What was your favourite bit?'
Anger: 'Spitting out the car window.'
Disgust: 'Definitely not when Dad was singing.'
Fear: 'Wearing a seat belt.'
Joy: 'Anger, unload the daydreams. I've ordered extra incase things get slow in class.'
Anger: 'They might come in handy, if the day is full of boring useless classes, which it probably will be.'
Supermodels... heh! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.Fashion, Pixar0
Behold, the Underminer. I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me. I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!Pixar0
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit?Pixar0
Frozone: 'We are talking about the greater good.'
Frozone's Wife: 'Greater good? I am your wife. I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!'
Chum: 'Humans - they think they own everything.'
Anchor: 'Probably American.'
He either said we should 'go to the back of the throat' or he wants a 'root beer float'.Pixar0
Captain: 'Computer. Define: dancing!'
Mary: 'Dancing! A series of movements involving two partners, where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.'
This is called farming. You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants: Vegetable plants, pizza plants... oh, it's good to be home!Pixar0
You know, I once knew this girl. Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her.Pixar0
Don’t fear failure. Be afraid of not having the chance. You have the chance!Pixar0
I sure wish he'd hurry up and get back 'cause we got a whole summer's worth of best friend fun to make up for.Pixar0
The word I'm searching for, I can't say because there's preschool toys present.Pixar0
These are good folk around here who care about one another. I don't want them depending on someone they can't count on.Pixar0
If you focus on what you left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead. Now go up and look around!Pixar0
Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him!Life, Safety, Pixar0
Mr. Fredricksen: 'Hey, let's play a game. It's called: See Who Can Be Quiet the Longest.'
Russell: 'Cool, my mom loves that game.'
Carl: 'Tell your boss he can have our house.'
Carl: '...when I'm dead.'
Tom: 'I'll take that as a maybe.'
Carl Fredricksen: 'This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke.'
Dug: 'Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.'
That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.Pixar0
I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please! I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.Forgetting, Home, Pixar0
Hello. My name is Dory. I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.Pixar0
It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.Pixar0
The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability.Life, Change, Pixar0
When life gets you down, do you wanna know what you've gotta do? Just keep swimming.Pixar0
Our fate lies within us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.Fate & Destiny, Pixar0
Russell: 'A wilderness explorer is a friend to all, be a plant or fish or tiny mole!'
Carl Fredricksen: 'That doesn’t even rhyme!'
Russell: 'Yeah it does.'
Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favor.Pixar0