The best Quotes from Pixar Movies

That is not brightly colored. Or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on guys. It's broccoli - bah!

Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.

All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.

I'm too sad to walk. Just give me a few... hours.

Sadness: 'You'll get lost in there.'
Joy: 'C'mon, think positive!'
Sadness: 'Okay. I'm positive that you'll get lost in there.'

Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now you.

Forgetter Paula: 'U.S. presidents?'
Forgetter Bobby: 'Keep Washington, Lincoln, and the fat one.'

We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It's a good one.

Fear [Watching Riley's dream]: 'Let me guess, we have no pants on.'
Girl: 'Hey look! She came to school with no pants on.'
Fear: 'Called it!'

Mom: 'The drive out was pretty fun. What was your favourite bit?'
Anger: 'Spitting out the car window.'
Disgust: 'Definitely not when Dad was singing.'
Fear: 'Wearing a seat belt.'

Joy: 'Anger, unload the daydreams. I've ordered extra incase things get slow in class.'
Anger: 'They might come in handy, if the day is full of boring useless classes, which it probably will be.'

Supermodels... heh! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

Behold, the Underminer. I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me. I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit?

Frozone: 'We are talking about the greater good.'
Frozone's Wife: 'Greater good? I am your wife. I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!'

Chum: 'Humans - they think they own everything.'
Anchor: 'Probably American.'

He either said we should 'go to the back of the throat' or he wants a 'root beer float'.

I don't want to survive, I want to live!

Captain: 'Computer. Define: dancing!'
Mary: 'Dancing! A series of movements involving two partners, where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.'

We have a jogging track?

This is called farming. You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants: Vegetable plants, pizza plants... oh, it's good to be home!

You know, I once knew this girl. Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her.

Don’t fear failure. Be afraid of not having the chance. You have the chance!

I knew you couldn't drive, I didn't know you couldn't read.

I sure wish he'd hurry up and get back 'cause we got a whole summer's worth of best friend fun to make up for.

One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast!

Come on. Let’s see how much we’re going for on eBay.

We’re not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.

The word I'm searching for, I can't say because there's preschool toys present.

These are good folk around here who care about one another. I don't want them depending on someone they can't count on.

If you focus on what you left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead. Now go up and look around!

Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him!

Mr. Fredricksen: 'Hey, let's play a game. It's called: See Who Can Be Quiet the Longest.'
Russell: 'Cool, my mom loves that game.'

Carl: 'Tell your boss he can have our house.'
Tom: 'Really?'
Carl: '...when I'm dead.'
Tom: 'I'll take that as a maybe.'

Carl Fredricksen: 'This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke.'
Dug: 'Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.'

That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.

I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please! I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.

Hello. My name is Dory. I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.

What is it with men and asking for directions?

I'm H2O intolerant!

It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.

The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability.

When life gets you down, do you wanna know what you've gotta do? Just keep swimming.

And when everyone's super... no one will be.

Our fate lies within us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.

Russell: 'A wilderness explorer is a friend to all, be a plant or fish or tiny mole!'
Carl Fredricksen: 'That doesn’t even rhyme!'
Russell: 'Yeah it does.'

Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favor.

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food!

My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.

I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.