The best Quotes from Pitch Perfect

Fat Amy

No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

Jesse Swanson

Alcohol

Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!

Aubrey

Ass

What an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.

John Smith

Cheerleaders

Bumper: "I have a feeling that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling, or an incorrect feeling?"
Fat Amy: "I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth. But then I think... better not."

Fat Amy

Aubrey: "You call yourself "Fat Amy"?"
Fat Amy: "Yeah, so twig b*tches like you don't do it behind my back."

Fat Amy

Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.

I ate my twin in the womb.

Lilly

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Why would I need friends if I have you?

Ruby Rose in RWBY - Season 1 Episode 2

I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk.

Ruby Rose in RWBY - Season 1 Episode 4

Milk

Justice will be swift. Justice will be painful. It will be delicious!

Ruby Rose in RWBY

Having to fight for the thing you want doesn't mean you deserve it any less.

Anna Kendrick - Scrappy Little Nobody

Wise Sayings

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 apple watch as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

Anna Kendrick

Apple

I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.

Anna Kendrick

Kanye West Humility

I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like "a former fetus".

Anna Kendrick

It's cute how I used to think this 'barely holding it together' feeling was temporary.

Anna Kendrick

Daily Routine

I love rules and I love following them, unless that rule is stupid.

Anna Kendrick

Rules

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

Anna Kendrick

Food After Work

But here's the thing about crazy: It. Wants. Out.

Anna Kendrick - Scrappy Little Nobody

Craziness & Weirdness

I gave up on being Nice. I started putting more value on other qualities instead: passion, bravery, intelligence, practicality, humor, patience, fairness, sensitivity.

Anna Kendrick - Scrappy Little Nobody

Being nice

I think a gentleman is someone who holds the comfort of other people above their own.

Anna Kendrick

Gentleman

You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.

Anna Kendrick - January 2014

Hangover & Crapulence

I happen to be a huge "Lord of the Rings" fan. I do an annual marathon of the extended editions.

Anna Kendrick

Quotes about Lord of the Rings

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

Gloria Swanson

Divorce

Religion is stupid anyway. I mean, a virgin gets pregnant by a ghost! You would never get away with that in a divorce court.

Lemmy Kilmister

Religion Divorce

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Alcohol Wine

It's not a crime to be an a-shole, but it's very counter-productive.

Ray Embrey in Hancock

Ass

How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?

Cisco Ramon in The Flash

Ass

No, that's not how life works. There's only, like, three ways to become popular: To be a cheerleader, to work at Abercrombie, or to let guys go in the back door.

Stephanie Conway in Senior Year

High School Cheerleaders

Guys, what kind of psycho world is this where the cheerleaders don't get invited to a party?

Stephanie Conway in Senior Year

Cheerleaders

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

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