It's like my dad always says: "Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood or getting a divorce."DivorcePitch Perfect - 2
You guys are the best. Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think that you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters.Pitch Perfect, by Fat Amy
No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.AlcoholPitch Perfect, by Jesse Swanson
Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!AssPitch Perfect - 2, by Aubrey
What an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.CheerleadersPitch Perfect - 2, by John Smith
Bumper: "I have a feeling that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling, or an incorrect feeling?"
Fat Amy: "I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth. But then I think... better not."
Aubrey: "You call yourself "Fat Amy"?"
Fat Amy: "Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back."
Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.Pitch Perfect
I ate my twin in the womb.Pitch Perfect - 2, by Lilly