The best Quotes and Sayings about Pirates

Never trust a pirate.

Pirates. The stuff of myth and legend. Swashbuckling outlaws bringing murder and mayhem to the high seas. These wild-eyed scallywags are not a Hollywood invention, they're all too real...

A pirate walks into a bar. And he's got this steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. So the bartender goes, "hey man, what's with the wheel?"
And the pirate says back, "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

It's not everyday you get to do a pirate movie, you might as well go for it.

When I was about 5 I think, I desperately wanted to be a pirate and have the hat and everything.